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The Value of Drink
Posted: January 3, 2009 12:05 pm
by PerfectPartner
The Value of Drink
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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"When we drink, we get drunk When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Re: The Value of Drink
Posted: January 3, 2009 12:22 pm
by Staredge
“I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.”-Dean Martin
Re: The Value of Drink
Posted: January 3, 2009 3:16 pm
by C-Dawg
a few of my favorites....
"Madam, I may be drunk, but you're ugly. Tomorrow I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly."
-Winston Churchill
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin
"To Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life's problems."
-Homer Simpson
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
- Dave Barry
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
- Dean Martin
"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
- Homer Simpson
"I don't drink water, fish f*ck in it."
- Oscar Wilde
and my personal favorite....
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
Re: The Value of Drink
Posted: January 5, 2009 6:50 pm
by TropicalTroubador
"Work is the curse of the drinking class." - WC Fields
"I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk." - anon.
"Rehab is for quitters" - seen on T-shirt in Key West
Re: The Value of Drink
Posted: January 12, 2009 10:31 am
by PerfectPartner
C-Dawg wrote: a few of my favorites....
"Madam, I may be drunk, but you're ugly. Tomorrow I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly."
-Winston Churchill
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
- Benjamin Franklin
"To Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life's problems."
-Homer Simpson
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
- Dave Barry
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
- Dean Martin
"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
- Homer Simpson
"I don't drink water, fish f*ck in it."
- Oscar Wilde
and my personal favorite....
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
There are some good ones there!!!!