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Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 7, 2009 9:28 pm
by mjeischen
Perhaps a meeting on Capitol Hill will suffice . . . oral dictation of their needs could echo deep in the annals of DC and really shake things up . . .
I know Bill Clinton will be there with Cigar in hand . . .
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 7, 2009 9:32 pm
by Lightning Bolt
RinglingRingling wrote:Lightning Bolt wrote:I guess they hope Congress will think long and hard about this...
i am sure Congress will flog this to a climactic end, then roll over and go to sleep when their work is done
Since Congress hasn't been back in for a while, I'm sure the XXX-industry doesn't want to see this concluded prematurely...
stop..stop..stop already
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 7, 2009 9:36 pm
by mjeischen
I hear the former-Senator from MN would have dropped his pants to get this deal done . . .
Of Course the conservatives could tie this up and whip it to death practically putting a ball gag on the industry . . .
Maybe the politicos will listen if Client #9 is brought to testify on behalf of the industry . . .
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 7, 2009 9:39 pm
by mjeischen
Perhaps Congress can come together and gang bang this deal out . . . no one wants to be caught empty handed or with their pants down . . .
Those pesky Republicans and not making light of their logo but sometimes you just have to pound on that a$$ to get the job done . . . . and sometimes having the trunk of an elephant is just the tool it needs!
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 7, 2009 9:40 pm
by mjeischen
I'm gonna stop now . . . . I'm really approaching that fine line . . .
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 7, 2009 9:42 pm
by RinglingRingling
mjeischen wrote:I'm gonna stop now . . . . I'm really approaching that fine line . . .
actually, I think you went over it, but it could get chalked up to reaching a frenzy and just wanting to get it off your chest
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 7, 2009 9:44 pm
by Lightning Bolt
(reaching for a cigarette)
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 7, 2009 9:47 pm
by RinglingRingling
ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
I need a nap.
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 7, 2009 10:21 pm
by mjeischen
Will someone hold me? Perhaps breakfast in the morning? Don't tell your friends I'll feel like such a whore.
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 7, 2009 10:50 pm
by RinglingRingling
mjeischen wrote:Will someone hold me? Perhaps breakfast in the morning? Don't tell your friends I'll feel like such a whore.
thinking of a line from "Boondock Saints"
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 7, 2009 11:03 pm
by Tequila Revenge
mjeischen wrote:Perhaps a meeting on Capitol Hill will suffice . . . oral dictation of their needs could echo deep in the annals of DC and really shake things up . . .
I know Bill Clinton will be there with Cigar in hand . . .
*Bill with cigar addressing the American people*
We must act NOW! America CAN NOT allow the Pornography Industry to go soft!
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 7, 2009 11:11 pm
by Glorfindel7
popcornjack wrote:Glorfindel7 wrote:I don't think he was serious, just pointing out how ridiculous the whole "bail out" scheme was...
But then on the other hand he was setting up an IPO

i think we have a winner.
Oh, oops

, (that "blows" this threads chance to be the next "dating a shirt" concept)
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 7, 2009 11:41 pm
by mjeischen
Nothing like pie in the face I suppose . . .
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 7, 2009 11:54 pm
by sonofabeach
mjeischen wrote:Nothing like pie in the face I suppose . . .

Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 8, 2009 1:54 am
by ragtopW
soo if this deal goes in.. Do we have a "p*** Czar"??
if so I want to apply.. I think I can get to the bottom of this mess..
and Straighten it out..
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 8, 2009 2:37 am
by Salukulady
A couple of weeks ago, I was in Beverly Hills walking down La Cienega Blvd. on my way to a show and I passed this huge 20 plus story building that said Flynt Publications. It took me a second to realize that was Larry's building. Perhaps he could downsize to a less expensive zip code before asking the government to bail him out. (The building was really big, long and hard.)
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 8, 2009 7:19 am
by CrznDnUS1
i say give em the money, maybe they will make better movies.
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 8, 2009 7:22 am
by RinglingRingling
CrznDnUS1 wrote:i say give em the money, maybe they will make better movies.
we give Hollywood a ton and look at the crap that comes out there...
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 8, 2009 8:44 am
by LIPH
This is really hard to swallow although it would have been better if a woman had posted that
Re: Pornography industry seeks bailout
Posted: January 8, 2009 8:59 am
by Afternoon Golfer
Why all the moaning and groaning?