Three Ducks walk into a bar

[C-Dawg]

Three ducks walk into a bar and order 3 beers.

'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck as he puts the beer in front of him.
'Huey, ' was the reply.
'How's your day been, Huey?'
'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?'
'Nice,' said the bartender getting another beer.

He turned to the second duck, '..and what's your name?'
'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number two.
'So how's your day been, Dewey?' he asked.
'Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?'
The bartender turned to the third duck and said , 'So, you must be Louie?'











'No,' she said, batting her eyelashes.
'My name is Puddles.'

[luvinlife]

Funny Stuff.

[phjrsaunt]

[rich_big]

that made me quack.

[GumboPirate]

[phijimanOK]

[Cobi0613]

that's a good one

[Snowparrot]

funny!

[lime rickie]

A dog walks into a bar, puts a fivespot up on the counter and asks for a beer. The bartender tells him "We don't serve no dogs in here, go on, git!"

The dog says "Look, I have money, I'm thirsty, and there's no dang reason you can't serve me a beer." So
the bartender reaches under the counter, pulls out a pistol and lets the dog have it right in the leg. The dog scurries out.

A few months later the dog gimps in to the bar and the bartender says "Yeah? What the hell do you want?'

And the dog says








"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."