I once worked in a restaurant with this nightmare of a waitress. The chef couldn't stand her but instead of using one of your words above he used to tell her she was a "seething, pustulating, syphillis-infested gash". That always cracked me up.pbans wrote:LIPH wrote:Just before Christmas I was in the post office and it was really busy. Some guy called a woman the "c" word and I told him to watch his mouth. He started getting all belligerent with me, and I was already p*** off from all the f'n tourists in Rockefeller Plaza, so I started walking towards him and told him he was being as a$$hole and needed to shut his mouth. He was a pu**ypbans wrote:SMLCHNG wrote:Same here.caly wrote:I don't use or like any of the "c" words.
Isn't it weird how that particular word strikes a nerve for some reason....?
It makes me cringe a little and it's not one that has found it's way in to my vocabulary....that one, and the 'n' word.....are the two I can honestly say I don't use.
once again, you're my hero.......
see, weird...pu**y is okay.....c**t is not.....
Do you swear? (Warning - Swearing Included)
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Well, he got the gash part right. did i say that in my out loud voice?
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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What happens on Long Island, stays on Long Island.........thank goodnessLIPH wrote:A few years ago a guy got arrested at a duck farm on Long Island for trying to do that. Not saying it, doing it. No liecitcat wrote:I'm also kinda fond of saying, "Well, F*** a duck !!"
I heard it gets awfully lonely out on those duck farms....unless you really are a duck
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Sometimes I can only say: "There is no dumbass vaccine......"
If something or someone gets you down, just remember: "In a hundred years it all won’t matter.........."
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You know, I'm a pretty open-minded person, and while I do believe in the power of words,
I don't see swearing as that big a deal. Still, being nasty and confrontational just for the
h3ll of it isn't very civilized in my book. Do you really have to prove yourself by offending
other people? How about just leaving the people who annoy you in your wake instead of
trying to be more annoying in return, JD et al.? "Living well is the best revenge", after all.
I don't see swearing as that big a deal. Still, being nasty and confrontational just for the
h3ll of it isn't very civilized in my book. Do you really have to prove yourself by offending
other people? How about just leaving the people who annoy you in your wake instead of
trying to be more annoying in return, JD et al.? "Living well is the best revenge", after all.
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Re: Do you swear? (Warning - Swearing Included)
Desdamona wrote:You know, I'm a pretty open-minded person, and while I do believe in the power of words,
I don't see swearing as that big a deal. Still, being nasty and confrontational just for the
h3ll of it isn't very civilized in my book. Do you really have to prove yourself by offending
other people? How about just leaving the people who annoy you in your wake instead of
trying to be more annoying in return, JD et al.? "Living well is the best revenge", after all.![]()
Here here ..... I survived many years in mainly male company and dont swear a lot ..... to me - swearing is something that can be offending to others and you need to "choose your audience" .. would you really someone swearing like a trooper in front of your mother or grandmother?
I dont see it as anything heroic or "great" to swear consistently ...or anything to boast about.
I am not a prude ... I will say anything other than the C word ... but as I dont use it often - when I do - people know I am upset about something and I dont use it in anger toward a person - more describing a situation .. or swearing at myself for being stupid (frequently
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I don't swear, I cuss.
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Re: Do you swear? (Warning - Swearing Included)
I should also note that I don't swear around my Mom. I was also raised Catholic and never heard the f bomb dropped at home unless it was by my siblings, both older, and they were out of ear shot of Mom and Dad. Dad swore here and there, but not too much out of Mom. I will swear in front of my Dad when golfing, but never the "big ones".
I think we all know what the big ones are too.
I think we all know what the big ones are too.
I think I'll take my shoes off and go walking
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Why would I ever want to leave?
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I hate the "c" word as well and can't believe its not banned on this site. Unfortunately, I see people talking about going to a f***ing Kenny C****ey concert all the time (self censored as I can't bring myself to say it!)SMLCHNG wrote:Same here.caly wrote:I don't use or like any of the "c" words.
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I use the F word for emphasis when I want to be sure my audience (selected, of course) gets the fact that I'm dead-a** serious about what I'm saying. Used to use it a lot more recklessly pre-grandchildren, but I have finally gotten that filter thing installed on my mouth.
However, one of my very favorite sayings is "Oh, my achin' a**" when I'm disgusted with something.
However, one of my very favorite sayings is "Oh, my achin' a**" when I'm disgusted with something.
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Sometimes you just gotta say, "what the f**k".
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This thread has me rolling in my grave...
You’re still grinning, we’re still winning, nothing left to say
I’m still gliding as I go flying down this endless wave
I’m still gliding as I go flying down this endless wave
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JOANN!!!!!!!!! You're not dead. (Thank heavens!)Tiki Bar wrote:This thread has me rolling in my grave...
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RinglingRingling wrote:no. never.
Liarface.
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With a 2 year old in the house, I try less and less to swear. It is in the better interests. A couple of weeks ago, he dropped a swear and I was a little stunned. He has not said it since. Thank God my mother was out of town....she would have lost her mind
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When my son was six we were at a family holiday dinner and he dropped the "F" bomb. So we asked him if he even knew what that meant and he said "It's a guy who cuts you off", meaning in traffic, because apparently he heard his dad say it in the car on a few occasions. 
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Or it's a woman who doesn't cut you offlime rickie wrote:When my son was six we were at a family holiday dinner and he dropped the "F" bomb. So we asked him if he even knew what that meant and he said "It's a guy who cuts you off", meaning in traffic, because apparently he heard his dad say it in the car on a few occasions.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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I've called both women and men the c-word. And not the rooster c-word either. And stood my ground about it. It's a pretty drastic word but when said I think it's deserved. It gets their attention. It's very effective. Along with a few other words.
Yeah, christians. Oh what a LOAD they are.
Yeah, christians. Oh what a LOAD they are.
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nothing stops 'em quicker than announcing "AWWW, FOR F**K'S SAKE!!!" in an mock-angry Irish tone
..follow it up grumbling "you're all shite"
..invariably, women will walk up and ask if you know U2
..follow it up grumbling "you're all shite"
..invariably, women will walk up and ask if you know U2
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Yippie KayYiYa motherf@@@rs!
Rat S**t, Bat S**t
Dirty old Twat
69 $$$holes tied in a knot
Hurray Lizard S&*t
F**K!
Rat S**t, Bat S**t
Dirty old Twat
69 $$$holes tied in a knot
Hurray Lizard S&*t
F**K!

