Margarita - the new wonder drug
Posted: March 28, 2009 11:42 am
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
>
>If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
>pharmacist about Margaritas.
>
>
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
>about yourself and your actions.
>
> Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
>world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
>
> You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a
>regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
>from living the life you want to live.
>
> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
>discover many talents you never knew you had.
>
> Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
>
> Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
>nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
>
> Side effects may include:
>- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
>- Erotic lustfulness
>- Loss of motor control
>- Loss of clothing
>- Loss of money
>- Loss of virginity
>- Table dancing
>- Headache
>- Dehydration
>- Dry mouth
>- And a desire to sing Karaoke
>
>WARNING:
>The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when
>you are not.
>
>WARNING:
>The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
>and over again that you love them.
>
>WARNING:
>The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
>
>WARNING:
>The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
>converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. May cause facial pain
>from smiling too much.
Of course the benefits certainly outweigh the risks!
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
>
>If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
>pharmacist about Margaritas.
>
>
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident>about yourself and your actions.
>
>
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the>world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
>
>
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a>regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
>from living the life you want to live.
>
>
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will>discover many talents you never knew you had.
>
>
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.>
>
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or>nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
>
>
Side effects may include:>- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
>- Erotic lustfulness
>- Loss of motor control
>- Loss of clothing
>- Loss of money
>- Loss of virginity
>- Table dancing
>- Headache
>- Dehydration
>- Dry mouth
>- And a desire to sing Karaoke
>
>WARNING:
>The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when
>you are not.
>
>WARNING:
>The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
>and over again that you love them.
>
>WARNING:
>The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
>
>WARNING:
>The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
>converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. May cause facial pain
>from smiling too much.
Of course the benefits certainly outweigh the risks!
