So a bobcat walks into a bar........

[ph4ever]

Bobcat walks into bar in Arizona, bites two patrons

COTTONWOOD, Ariz. - A bobcat has attacked three people in the central Arizona community of Cottonwood, including two men who were bitten by the animal after it wandered inside a bar.

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[popcornjack]

And once again, the comments are what makes the story.

[tikitatas]

And in the same paper . . . Shamwow guy brains hooker.

[ph4ever]

bigbrooklyn was hysterical!!!

[popcornjack]

I liked the guy who still hasn't gotten over the election.

[ph4ever]

there's video!!

unfortunately it had rabies

When I was in high school I knew a guy that had a pet bobcat. If you left your sunroof or windows open you'd go get into your car to go home and the cat would usually pop out of the back seat and scare the crap out of you

[ph4ever]

And in the same paper . . . Shamwow guy brains hooker.

yeah he kissed her, she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go

Guess she doesn't like to french kiss

[popcornjack]

my first thought watching the video was "What a generic looking bar."

[ph4ever]

my first thought watching the video was "What a generic looking bar."

Although he has to go through rabies shots - when the guy knelt down to get the picture and the cat jumped up at him and he threw it away was pretty funny. I feel for the guy but the cat flying over his left was funny.

Good thing I wasn't there drunk - I would have been going "here kitty kitty kitty"

[RinglingRingling]

I thought this was a story about a Montana State Alum going into a bar in Butte.

[frognot]

A three legged bobcat walks into a bar in Arizona.



He says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"

[Crazy Navy Flyer]

I wonder if the hooker had rabies.

[bravedave]

A three legged bobcat walks into a bar in Arizona.



He says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!"

One day Roy Rogers was passing the boot maker's shop when he noticed a
pair of boots in the window that were the most beautiful he had ever
seen. He entered the shop and told the proprietor that he must have
the boots that were in the window. The proprietor said the boots were made
for someone else, but, if they fit Roy, he could have them and he
would make a new pair for the other customer. So Roy proudly left the shop
wearing his new boots. However, on the way back to his ranch, it began
to rain and as he walked up to the ranch house, his new boots got all
muddy. He left them on the porch and entered the house. While he was
eating his dinner, a bobcat snuck up onto the porch and grabbed the
loops at the back of the boots in his mouth and ran off with both of
the boots. Fortunately the cook saw the theft and called Roy. Roy was
livid. He whistled for Trigger and took off at a gallop after the bob
cat. A few hours later he returned with a dead bobcat across the
front of his saddle. The once beautiful boots were hanging out of the saddle
bags. They were torn to shreads. As he rode up, the cook hailed Roy.
When the cowboy drew near the cook shouted, "Pardon me, Roy, is that
the cat that chewed your new shoes?"

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