THE BLONDE WHO MARRIED A CATHOLIC
Posted: April 1, 2009 7:56 pm
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy
nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only
to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the
couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make
love to her, he replied, 'It's Lent.'
In tears, she sobbed, 'Well, that is the most
ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who did you lend it
to, and for how long?'
nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only
to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the
couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make
love to her, he replied, 'It's Lent.'
In tears, she sobbed, 'Well, that is the most
ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who did you lend it
to, and for how long?'
