txaggirl91 wrote:I'm surprised he didn't tell them to go play with some hooters!
BN Critters - April 8th, 2009
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Re: BN Critters - April 8th, 2009
"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats." Mark Twain-
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Re: BN Critters - April 8th, 2009
I suppose the next gag will probably be about the pirate — peg leg, hook, eyepatch, pirate hat, and all — on Wheel of Fortune.
He spins the wheel, and then tells Pat and Vanna:
"ARRRRR!!! I'd like to buy an 'I' !!!"
-"BB"-
He spins the wheel, and then tells Pat and Vanna:
"ARRRRR!!! I'd like to buy an 'I' !!!"
-"BB"-
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Re: BN Critters - April 8th, 2009
my all time favorite pirate joke
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you have that ship's wheel down your pants?"
The pirate replied, "I don't know but it's drivin' me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you have that ship's wheel down your pants?"
The pirate replied, "I don't know but it's drivin' me nuts!"
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Re: BN Critters - April 8th, 2009
surfpirate wrote:PENGUIN
PENGU N (someone's lost an "i")
"PENGUN!
PUNGUN!"
~~~~ surfprate
^ MUCH more fitting of your eyepatch!
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