Irish Drinking Humor
Posted: April 10, 2009 12:08 pm
A Texan is on vacation in Ireland and walks into a pub and clears his voice to the crowd of
drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin' fools. I'll
give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of
Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan's
offer. One man asks the Texan, "Are you ging to be here for a bit?" The Texan replies, "Sho'nuf partner." The Irish gent leaves. About fifteen minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" he asks. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of
Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses
drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan
sits down in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If
ya don't mind me askin', where did you go when you left here?" The Irishman replies, "Oh...I went next door to O'Malley's Pub to see if I could do it first."
drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin' fools. I'll
give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of
Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan's
offer. One man asks the Texan, "Are you ging to be here for a bit?" The Texan replies, "Sho'nuf partner." The Irish gent leaves. About fifteen minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" he asks. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of
Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses
drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan
sits down in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If
ya don't mind me askin', where did you go when you left here?" The Irishman replies, "Oh...I went next door to O'Malley's Pub to see if I could do it first."
