"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be possible if you've been married ten times?"
So the woman explained:
"My first husband was a sales representative; he just kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"My second husband worked with computer software; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband #3 was a field technician; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"My next husband was an engineer; he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, design, and implement a new state-of-the-art method.
"Husband #6 worked in administration; he thought he knew how to do it, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"My seventh husband was in marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"And my last husband was a stamp collector; all he ever did was li.......God, do I miss him!!
"But now that I've married you", she concluded, "I'm so excited!"
"That's wonderful", said her new husband, "but why?"
The woman replied.......
"You're with the *government*....so this time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!!"
-"BB"-
