Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
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Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
I'll start with 3
1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.
1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.
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when you can't remember what you were doing......................um forgot
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Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
When your Eye Dr looks sorry and says "I'm afraid I have to use the B word.." and you immediately say "BLIND???? I"m going BLIND????"
and he laughs and says "No, Bifocals, Connie, Bifocals..."
and he laughs and says "No, Bifocals, Connie, Bifocals..."
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When you start kicking yourself for things you did to your body when you were young which are coming back to get ya!! Damn knees!!
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4. You can only remember 3 of the 10...pair8head wrote:I'll start with 3
1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.
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Y-NO-9-O wrote:4. You can only remember 3 of the 10...pair8head wrote:I'll start with 3
1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.
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Re: Top 10 ways to know you are getting old................
pair8head wrote:I'll start with 3
1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.
Why would knowing your bartender make you old?
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Knowing more Doctors then Bartenders.drunkpirate66 wrote:pair8head wrote:I'll start with 3
1. You are on a first name basis with more Doctors then Bartenders.
2. Your favorite music can now be heard in elevators.
3. When you fart and blame the dog, nobody dares laugh.
Why would knowing your bartender make you old?
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yes i am a wrote:z-man wrote:
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Conolulu wrote:When your Eye Dr looks sorry and says "I'm afraid I have to use the B word.." and you immediately say "BLIND???? I"m going BLIND????"
and he laughs and says "No, Bifocals, Connie, Bifocals..."
Connie that is too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You know you are getting old when you can't program the electronics in your home and have to pay the kid up the street to do it for you.
Also when you hear yourself saying things like "turn that down" or "because I said so." All the things your parents said you to that you SWORE you woud never say to your own kids..
How about when you try on a pair of "old lady" shoes just to see what all the fuss is about and realize they are comfortable. Then you buy them in every color....
Also when you hear yourself saying things like "turn that down" or "because I said so." All the things your parents said you to that you SWORE you woud never say to your own kids..
How about when you try on a pair of "old lady" shoes just to see what all the fuss is about and realize they are comfortable. Then you buy them in every color....
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Preach it, sister! Amen and hallelujah!PetalMel wrote:How about when you try on a pair of "old lady" shoes just to see what all the fuss is about and realize they are comfortable. Then you buy them in every color....
I just found some tennis shoes (do they still call them that) after 6 months of looking. They fit perfectly. They come in pink, white and blue. And, they're all sitting in my closet.
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When you get up or get down, it sounds like you're stepping on bubble wrap.
So me.
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Conolulu wrote:When your Eye Dr looks sorry and says "I'm afraid I have to use the B word.." and you immediately say "BLIND???? I"m going BLIND????"
and he laughs and says "No, Bifocals, Connie, Bifocals..."
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What's your point?
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People in their 30's (and 40's!) hold doors open for you. And they don't even
know you! This happens to me alot.
know you! This happens to me alot.
Who's got the rum?