North Korea nuked Hawaii . . .

[flyboy55]

I really hate to have to report this here . . . but it has finally happened!



North Korea has nuked Hawaii!!

Aloha.

[RinglingRingling]

I had to check.

[sonofabeach]

Well...............I'll have to mark that off my "dream destination" list

[rich_big]

I think you are premature in posting this. They test fired some short range missiles. They have not nuked Hawaii

[Wino you know]

Maybe if we're real nice to them, they'll nuke Minnesota.

[flyboy55]

I'm only doing this as a public service . . .

Okay - back to the subject at hand. Another headline which addresses BEG's concern a bit

Agreement Near on Memorial for Jackson
JONATHAN D. GLATER and LIZ ROBBINS
Published: July 2, 2009

LOS ANGELES — The family of Michael Jackson was deep in discussions on Thursday about a public event memorializing the pop singer to be held on Tuesday morning at the Staples Center in downtown Los Angeles, people with knowledge of the talks said.

Some of the issues holding up a final agreement could involve logistics, security and where the formal funeral service will be held.

If a public memorial service is held at the Staples Center on Tuesday, it would come one day before The Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus is to begin a five-night engagement at the arena, which accommodates about 20,000 people. The show would still open on Wednesday, though the memorial service could affect preparations for the circus.

“We have been alerted that it’s a possibility,” Stephen Payne, a spokesman for Feld Entertainment, the parent company for Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey. “We’re happy to make accommodations with our load-in schedule for any memorial service that the family does decide to have.”

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15 PAGES of this...WHY? It is not like it is not on the TV news....and no one has or is never going to hear about it.

Why does this continue on and on and on and on? Must be nice to not have a real life and be more concerned with someone else's life and death. (Let alone their own!) Forget about dignity that the deceased, that someone supposedly cares so much about is taking the final passage and eternal dirt nap.

Sail on MJ, says it all. Put him in the ground and be done with him! Meanwhile every news channel keeps us much better informed than the poster in BN with crap or supposed news, that I would not care to be informed about MJ on any JB site.

Meanwhile does anyone know if Hawaii got nuked by NK?

Uh oh. I think I just crossed the threads. This could be very bad. How bad? Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

[popcornjack]

oh, funny....

[I'm an Altered Boy]

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

i hate when that happens

[moog]

Well, we better get the natives off the islands and leave the tourists with their fanny packs and flip flops. Then in about 3,000 years when the fallout levels off, the natives can go back. However, this time they'll have the upper hand and not allow the white man to come and spread their disease and religion. Unless of course things really go south and Dr. Zaius is in charge.


James Michener the 10th will write the book.

[Left Field ParrotHead]

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

i hate when that happens

Total protonic reversal. That's bad...

[ScarletB]

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

i hate when that happens

Total protonic reversal. That's bad...

You hardly ever see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.

[Frank4]

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

i hate when that happens

Total protonic reversal. That's bad...

You hardly ever see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.

It's like standing in from of your microwave but different

[Moonie]

I'm only doing this as a public service . . .

Meanwhile does anyone know if Hawaii got nuked by NK?

Uh oh. I think I just crossed the threads. This could be very bad. How bad? Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

You are soooo incorrigible (did I spell that correctly? is it even a word?)


please confirm you fly the PNW, or at least not out of J'ville to Tulsa....



:hmm: let me rethink that, can you manage discounted tickets? I keep the airway hot between here and Tulsa.