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I like her!!! She went a little overboard with the scalding water but I can truly understand her being fed up. But then I also liked Lorena Bobbitt .

One time Willie Nelson came home drunker than ol' Cooter Brown and his then wife was pi$$ed. She let his butt pass out in the bed and while he was passed out she sewed him into the sheet - just made a little cocoon. Then she proceeded to whack the crap out of him with a broom.

Where do you find this stuff?

WHY CAN’T A WOMAN LEARN TO SAY GOOD-BYE LIKE A MAN
© 1996 by Jim Morris

She found him in a trailer park
Shacked up with old Betty Lou.
Took a nine inch butcher’s knife
And ran the man clean through.
She left him in a pool of blood
With his manhood in his hand.

Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
Why can’t she just come home early, pack her bags and leave?
Why must there always be a trail of wounded and aggrieved?
Good-bye just seems so final with that shotgun in your hand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?

I went out with a friend last night;
He said he needed to get real drunk.
Then he told me ‘bout driving home the sitter
But his wife was hiding in the trunk.
She whipped out a twelve-gauge shotgun
When she heard them lose control.
She drove off and left him naked,
Tied to a telephone pole.

It’s hard to talk things over in the face of a savage attack.
Why not go to the grocery store and never ever ever come back?
Your obsession with aggression is so hard to understand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?

Why can’t she just come home early, pack her bags and leave?
Why must there always be a trail of wounded and aggrieved?
Good-bye just seems so final with that shotgun in your hand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
Good-bye just seems so final with that Uzi in your hand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say goodbye like a man?

Seas in my veins wrote:Where do you find this stuff?

It was on the local news last night!!!

Connie i never heard that story about Willie!!

Shoe on the other foot: what would we be saying about a man who did the same thing?

Next time he pulls it out he might get charged with assault with a dead weapon

spartan1979 wrote:WHY CAN’T A WOMAN LEARN TO SAY GOOD-BYE LIKE A MAN
© 1996 by Jim Morris

She found him in a trailer park
Shacked up with old Betty Lou.
Took a nine inch butcher’s knife
And ran the man clean through.
She left him in a pool of blood
With his manhood in his hand.

Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
Why can’t she just come home early, pack her bags and leave?
Why must there always be a trail of wounded and aggrieved?
Good-bye just seems so final with that shotgun in your hand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?

I went out with a friend last night;
He said he needed to get real drunk.
Then he told me ‘bout driving home the sitter
But his wife was hiding in the trunk.
She whipped out a twelve-gauge shotgun
When she heard them lose control.
She drove off and left him naked,
Tied to a telephone pole.

It’s hard to talk things over in the face of a savage attack.
Why not go to the grocery store and never ever ever come back?
Your obsession with aggression is so hard to understand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?

Why can’t she just come home early, pack her bags and leave?
Why must there always be a trail of wounded and aggrieved?
Good-bye just seems so final with that shotgun in your hand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
Good-bye just seems so final with that Uzi in your hand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say goodbye like a man?

Now that's funny. Which cd is that on?

sonofabeach wrote:Next time he pulls it out he might get charged with assault with a dead weapon

Michael you friggin crack me up!!!!

bravedave wrote:Shoe on the other foot: what would we be saying about a man who did the same thing?

I would......domestic violence.......she should be charged with aggravated assault.
What he did was wrong......what she did was illegal.

pbans wrote:

bravedave wrote:Shoe on the other foot: what would we be saying about a man who did the same thing?

I would......domestic violence.......she should be charged with aggravated assault.
What he did was wrong......what she did was illegal.

YES and YES Paige! i don't condone what she did by any means....she should be charged!

me on the other hand...i would do something i could not be charged with, DAMAGE to one of his FAVORITE things....gee HOW in the world did that shelf with all of those collectors BEER STEINS fall??????

flipflopgirl wrote:

pbans wrote:

bravedave wrote:Shoe on the other foot: what would we be saying about a man who did the same thing?

I would......domestic violence.......she should be charged with aggravated assault.
What he did was wrong......what she did was illegal.

YES and YES Paige! i don't condone what she did by any means....she should be charged!

me on the other hand...i would do something i could not be charged with, DAMAGE to one of his FAVORITE things....gee HOW in the world did that shelf with all of those collectors BEER STEINS fall??????

When my girlfriend caught her husband cheating, she took a golf club to his truck.....when he called the police she calmly took out the registration and showed that it was titled in her name......they pretty much told him if she wanted to beat the sh*t out of her own truck.....she could.

flipflopgirl wrote:

pbans wrote:

bravedave wrote:Shoe on the other foot: what would we be saying about a man who did the same thing?

I would......domestic violence.......she should be charged with aggravated assault.
What he did was wrong......what she did was illegal.

YES and YES Paige! i don't condone what she did by any means....she should be charged!

me on the other hand...i would do something i could not be charged with, DAMAGE to one of his FAVORITE things....gee HOW in the world did that shelf with all of those collectors BEER STEINS fall??????

I like you.

And yes Paige - I agree that it's illegal, and she should be charged. She just basically did what I never did do but thought about.

ph4ever wrote:

flipflopgirl wrote:

pbans wrote:

bravedave wrote:Shoe on the other foot: what would we be saying about a man who did the same thing?

I would......domestic violence.......she should be charged with aggravated assault.
What he did was wrong......what she did was illegal.

YES and YES Paige! i don't condone what she did by any means....she should be charged!

me on the other hand...i would do something i could not be charged with, DAMAGE to one of his FAVORITE things....gee HOW in the world did that shelf with all of those collectors BEER STEINS fall??????

I like you.

And yes Paige - I agree that it's illegal, and she should be charged. She just basically did what I never did do but thought about.

BEEN THERE GOT THE T SHIRT AND THE PANTIES TO MATCH!!!!!!!!!!


It was the only thing to HURT him i could think of at the time...i also nuked his golf shoes and gloves!

I LIKE YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!


Paige I LOVE your friend she ROCKS!!!!!

Tropic_Al wrote:

spartan1979 wrote:WHY CAN’T A WOMAN LEARN TO SAY GOOD-BYE LIKE A MAN
© 1996 by Jim Morris

She found him in a trailer park
Shacked up with old Betty Lou.
Took a nine inch butcher’s knife
And ran the man clean through.
She left him in a pool of blood
With his manhood in his hand.

Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
Why can’t she just come home early, pack her bags and leave?
Why must there always be a trail of wounded and aggrieved?
Good-bye just seems so final with that shotgun in your hand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?

I went out with a friend last night;
He said he needed to get real drunk.
Then he told me ‘bout driving home the sitter
But his wife was hiding in the trunk.
She whipped out a twelve-gauge shotgun
When she heard them lose control.
She drove off and left him naked,
Tied to a telephone pole.

It’s hard to talk things over in the face of a savage attack.
Why not go to the grocery store and never ever ever come back?
Your obsession with aggression is so hard to understand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?

Why can’t she just come home early, pack her bags and leave?
Why must there always be a trail of wounded and aggrieved?
Good-bye just seems so final with that shotgun in your hand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
Good-bye just seems so final with that Uzi in your hand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say goodbye like a man?

Now that's funny. Which cd is that on?

Laid Back and Key Wasted.

pbans wrote:

bravedave wrote:Shoe on the other foot: what would we be saying about a man who did the same thing?

I would......domestic violence.......she should be charged with aggravated assault.
What he did was wrong......what she did was illegal.

Yep, I agree completely. She should be charged and prosecuted.

yow!!!!!

but, she did regret it, and treated him with an ice pack...





did anybody else see this, from that same page???? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/07 ... horse.html

STL PARROTHEAD wrote: yow!!!!!

but, she did regret it, and treated him with an ice pack...





did anybody else see this, from that same page???? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/07 ... horse.html

He loves that horse

spartan1979 wrote:

Tropic_Al wrote:

spartan1979 wrote:WHY CAN’T A WOMAN LEARN TO SAY GOOD-BYE LIKE A MAN
© 1996 by Jim Morris

She found him in a trailer park
Shacked up with old Betty Lou.
Took a nine inch butcher’s knife
And ran the man clean through.
She left him in a pool of blood
With his manhood in his hand.

Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
Why can’t she just come home early, pack her bags and leave?
Why must there always be a trail of wounded and aggrieved?
Good-bye just seems so final with that shotgun in your hand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?

I went out with a friend last night;
He said he needed to get real drunk.
Then he told me ‘bout driving home the sitter
But his wife was hiding in the trunk.
She whipped out a twelve-gauge shotgun
When she heard them lose control.
She drove off and left him naked,
Tied to a telephone pole.

It’s hard to talk things over in the face of a savage attack.
Why not go to the grocery store and never ever ever come back?
Your obsession with aggression is so hard to understand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?

Why can’t she just come home early, pack her bags and leave?
Why must there always be a trail of wounded and aggrieved?
Good-bye just seems so final with that shotgun in your hand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say good-bye like a man?
Good-bye just seems so final with that Uzi in your hand.
Why can’t a woman learn to say goodbye like a man?

Now that's funny. Which cd is that on?

Laid Back and Key Wasted.

Thanks. The only CD I don't have. Have to pick that 1 up @ the next Morris show.