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Worms

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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would
add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What did you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the service --
SAVE THE EARTH
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
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