Catholic Shampoo...

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Conolulu
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Catholic Shampoo...

Post by Conolulu »

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer.

The first nun said it would be nice to enjoy a beer.
The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she wouldn't feel comfortable about buying it...

The first nun replied that she could handle that without a problem.
So, she picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier...

The cashier had a surprised look on his face, so the nun said, 'We use beer for washing our hair; a sort of shampoo, if you will..'

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer. He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said, 'The curlers are on the house. 8)
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Re: Catholic Shampoo...

Post by aeroparrot »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Life is short, live long!!

I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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