On the Beach

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Bicycle Bill
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On the Beach

Post by Bicycle Bill »

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One day they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing. She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them. Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her.

After a couple of weeks the wife asked, "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?" He hadn't and said so. Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."

Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. "Well, is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly.

The husband, enjoying this probably more than he should have, replied, "No, she's not."

"Well, what is it, then?" his wife fairly shrieked.

The man grinned and said, "She's actually a very nice girl named Susan, and she's a battery salesperson."

"BATTERIES?!?" cried the wife.

"Yes," he replied. "Suzie sells 'C' cells by the seashore."
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Re: On the Beach

Post by lime rickie »

groan... :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You only have two options - havin' fun or freakin' out...

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Re: On the Beach

Post by aeroparrot »

If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Life is short, live long!!

I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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Re: On the Beach

Post by TwelveVoltMan »

:roll: :lol: :roll:
Now I know this Joe down in Mexico.
He went there to work on his tan.
For years he's been plugged into blenders and songs.
They call him the Twelve Volt Man
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Re: On the Beach

Post by PerfectPartner »

lime rickie wrote:groan... :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ditto!
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Re: On the Beach

Post by jayparrot46 »

:roll: [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif] :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: On the Beach

Post by Dr.Corona »

TwelveVoltMan wrote::roll: :lol: :roll:
Something about the TwelveVoltMan finding this joke funny just adds to the punch line!
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Re: On the Beach

Post by dnw »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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