Lone Ranger and Tonto

[Capt.Flock]

Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their
tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe,
look towards sky, what you see? '
'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'... Read more
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets.Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo crap. It means someone stole the tent.

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[Bicycle Bill]

Wonder if they will resurrect this joke for the new 'Lone Ranger' movie — the one that has Johnny Depp as Tonto?

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