Pasadena police say woman fried ate pet goldfish after fight

[ph4ever]

08:10 AM CDT on Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Associated Press

PASADENA, Texas – A Houston-area woman apparently burned up at her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them.

Pasadena police say it's a civil matter and no charges will be filed. The seven goldfish were purchased together by the couple during happier times.

Police spokesman Vance Mitchell says the man on Saturday reported the woman took the goldfish from his apartment.

Mitchell says the two earlier argued about some jewelry he gave her, then allegedly took back and she wanted the bling returned.

Officers were dispatched to the woman's home, but arrived to find four fried goldfish on a plate. The woman said she already ate the other three.

[lime rickie]

Eww.

[flipflopgirl]

ick!!!!

[TwelveVoltMan]

What a PSYCHO!!!

[Hockey Mon]

<insert A Fish Called Wanda jokes here>

[dnw]

[Bicycle Bill]

The lady has no taste or upbringing!!
Goldfish = Carassius auratus. Carassius is the family which includes carp.
And everybody knows that carp should be smoked, not fried.

-"BB"-

[rich_big]

God, what a crazy broad.

I hope they weren’t his assistance goldfish.

[citcat]

oh my gosh That is SO wrong. Because they were pets.

[ph4ever]

oh my gosh That is SO wrong. Because they were pets.

Maybe they hadn't named them? You know the rule - you name them you don't eat them.

[ph4ever]

God, what a crazy broad.

I hope they weren’t his assistance goldfish.

Monitor clean up!!! STAT!!!

[ragtopW]

Why is this the first thing I thought of????

[Frank4]

Well, there is nothing like a subject line like this to grab your attention on a Friday morning...I think the woman has a few issues

[parrothead_girl_5]

wow......you know it's amazing what people do these days when they get mad.....

[ragtopW]

Well, there is nothing like a subject line like this to grab your attention on a Friday morning...I think the woman has a few issues

Well I think she just took
Cleaning the goldfish tank off the list..

[TropicalTroubador]

The lady has no taste or upbringing!!
Goldfish = Carassius auratus. Carassius is the family which includes carp.
And everybody knows that carp should be smoked, not fried.

-"BB"-

So you're telling me that goldfish taste like carp?

[Bicycle Bill]

The lady has no taste or upbringing!!
Goldfish = Carassius auratus. Carassius is the family which includes carp.
And everybody knows that carp should be smoked, not fried.

So you're telling me that goldfish taste like carp?

It was "Hell Week" back in my college fraternity days; I swallowed my share.
.... usually with a beer chaser.

-"BB"-

[flipflopgirl]

oh my gosh That is SO wrong. Because they were pets.

Maybe they hadn't named them? You know the rule - you name them you don't eat them.