Mindbender #431

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Mindbender #431

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A new report says that American companies can save $2.8 billion a year if they would just _____...
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Re: Mindbender #431

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... fire their CEO
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Turn the lights off

Pay their bills on time

Partner with Jimmy's advisement team :pirate:
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put Larry in charge of their law department!
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(horrors!!!) stop providing coffee!
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remove internet access from employees computers...
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Re: Mindbender #431

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fire receptionist and use voicemail only

turn computers off when not in use

require all employees to use direct deposit
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outsource their customer service department

install water-saving toilets in their restrooms

switched the insurance on company vehicles to Geico

paid their employees with beads, fresh vegetables and McDonalds coupons
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Do away with employee lunch breaks?

Do away with employee bonuses?

Stop paying employees their night differential?

Stop paying their employees their Sunday differential?

Stop paying employees double time for working on holidays?
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Re: Mindbender #431

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dean_siu wrote: turn computers off when not in use
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