A survey asked what's the worst thing that could happen on your wedding day. 53% of people said _____...
Mindbender #433
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dean_siu
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Re: Mindbender #433
get married
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Re: Mindbender #433
spouse to be does not show up
spouse to be does show up
rain
snow
illness
spouse to be does show up
rain
snow
illness
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flood
Bride or Groom not show
Or Bride or groom die
Bride or Groom not show
Or Bride or groom die
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Re: Mindbender #433
Have your best man get food poisoning from breakfast that morning... oh...sorry...guess that was just OUR wedding!
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Re: Mindbender #433
soon to be spouse's ex shows at the wedding
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Bride sharts while wearing white wedding dress
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dean_siu wrote:Bride sharts while wearing white wedding dress
I didn't think anyone saw that...-
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Re: Mindbender #433
The bride gets caught porking the best man
The groom gets caught porking the maid of honor
The bride and groom's parents get caught having a foursome
The groom gets caught porking the maid of honor
The bride and groom's parents get caught having a foursome
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Re: Mindbender #433
Along the lines of this:UAHparrothead wrote:Someone passes out or throws up
Someone gets drunk (at the reception) and creates a major scene.
A fight starts.
Old tensions between relatives re-emerge, and rifts between branches of the family result.
-"BB"-
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
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Officiant doesn't show up
SAVE THE EARTH
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Re: Mindbender #433
They run out of food at the reception.
They run out of booze at the reception.
Someone starts showing baby pictures of the bride and/or groom (even worse if they're embarassing, i.e., nude)
Conversation shifts to bride or groom's previous relationships.
Someone talks them into doing this:
-"BB"-
They run out of booze at the reception.
Someone starts showing baby pictures of the bride and/or groom (even worse if they're embarassing, i.e., nude)
Conversation shifts to bride or groom's previous relationships.
Someone talks them into doing this:
-"BB"-
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
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Re: Mindbender #433
Actually, I think it's awesome...I'd like to do something similar when I get married again.Bicycle Bill wrote: Someone talks them into doing this:
-"BB"-
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Just imagine how cool it would be if those people had any rhythm.C-Dawg wrote: Actually, I think it's awesome...I'd like to do something similar when I get married again.
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The groom gets caught in the coat room with a Playboy Magazine?
The bride gets caught in the coat room with Hugh Hefner?
The bride gets caught in the coat room with Hugh Hefner?
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Re: Mindbender #433
Ya know...it's not so much about the rhythm....it's more about the passion....you can tell these people love each other, and their friends love 'em too......think about it, can't you see something like this happening at a BN wedding???pair8head wrote:Just imagine how cool it would be if those people had any rhythm.C-Dawg wrote: Actually, I think it's awesome...I'd like to do something similar when I get married again.
As for this Mindbender....The wedding cake falls over
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someone in the wedding party faints
bride falls or slips walking down the aisle
ring bearer or flower girl run away or play during ceremony
bride falls or slips walking down the aisle
ring bearer or flower girl run away or play during ceremony