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nutmeg wrote:Theft: 7:05 a.m., 1268 E. Main St. Somebody broke a louvered window and stole a $3 dental tray from a dentist's office in the East Main Professional Center.

wow! do you think they will be able to fence it??? Wonder how much they got for it

I'm thinking it's being used to roll joints on now.

On Sept. 21, a 51-year-old Princeton man was arrested at Township Police HQ after requesting to speak with an officer. The man had an outstanding warrant from Princeton for civil contempt after failing to pay a $51,029.92 fine. The man gave police permission to search his vehicle, where they found less than 50 grams of marijuana and drug paraphernalia. for which he was also charged. He was taken into custody by Mercer County Sheriff’s Dept.


I believe the arrested gentleman's name is Mr. Dumass....

Tonight's paper had a couple more good ones.

August 26 10:33 a.m. A deputy was sent to an East Gordonville Road home for a report of neighbors making rude hand gestures at each other. They were told to stop this behavior.

August 26 7:29 p.m. a Jerome township woman reported that her neighbor age 71, was riding his scooter on his property and blowing a whistle at her dogs. The man was told to stay on his own property and to stop blowing his whistle.

We will get our local little paper today. I'll need to see what fun stuff I can post. It's nice to know that other folks find the local rag entertaining as all get out We have a few trailerparks in our township so there is always at least one or two good ones in the police beat section....

from today's "crime log"

7:06 a.m. A lighter, hand lotion and felt tip marker were stolen from a vehicle at an East Curtis Road home.
8:15 a.m. - an energy drink was stolen from a vehicle while it was parked at a North Lakeview home.


Wow that guy was making some haul

Here's a sampling of the Victoria Blotter from out town of about 65,000. Not anything to unusual, but stealing guns seems to be more usual than anything.

Arrested
VICTORIA - A 23-yr old, of Victoria, by deputies Wednesday on a warrant charging him with felony violation of probation in a tampering case.

Assaulted
VICTORIA - A 27-year-old Victoria woman in the 1700 block of Southwest Moody Street on Saturday.

Burglarized
VICTORIA - A vehicle in the 100 block of Buckingham. A Remington valued at $300 was reported missing on Sunday.

Stolen
VICTORIA - A cellular phone valued at $300 in the 1500 block of East Rio Grande on Monday.

Between 8 a.m. and 6:40 p.m. on Nov. 12, an unknown number of suspects broke a glass panel and reached in to open the door of Franciscan Friars Living Quarters, on the 12300 block of Folly Quarter Road. Police said nothing was reported stolen.

Thank God

nutmeg wrote:Soooo what's happening where you live????

This was the scene in Chapel Hill just a few days ago. More info here.


Wielding Assault Rifles, Police Arrest Chapel Hill, NC Occupiers Of Building Left Derelict By Developer

Ours are hysterical. I'll find some of the funnier ones and post them!

From the next town over from us:

A Union City (TN) man was charged Tuesday for assaulting his mother with a ham. He and his mother were arguing and as she walked away down the hall, he picked up a ham and threw it at her and hit her in the back. He was arrested for domestic assault.

I have no comeback for that.

U.S. Representative Dale Kildee accused of sexual misconduct.
Be honest.....with a face like this??? Is there any question??

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.s ... aster.html

This was in our local police blotter today.

Ongoing theft is suspected by a woman who told police at 11:24 a.m. that her "night cream is being used up faster than it should be."

lime rickie wrote:This was in our local police blotter today.

Ongoing theft is suspected by a woman who told police at 11:24 a.m. that her "night cream is being used up faster than it should be."

Yeah, I imagine a lot of theives head rigt for that expensive night cream when they break in. And if it is good stuff they go back again and again

I'm laughing, but in my post above, someone stole a felt tip pen and an energy drink

There was a robbery/hold up at one of the Dunkin' Donut stores in Iowa City on Friday.

OKAY, DAMMIT, SO I HAD THAT DAY OFF!!!

Wino you know wrote:There was a robbery/hold up at one of the Dunkin' Donut stores in Iowa City on Friday.

OKAY, DAMMIT, SO I HAD THAT DAY OFF!!!

Bet no one would rob this baker in Clare, Michigan

http://www.copsdoughnuts.com/

Key West news is ALWAYS good fun for this:

Chipmunk cheeks not so cute holding drugs

KEY WEST -- Police say a bicyclist with bulging cheeks and no lights wasn't hiding nuts for the winter, but Ziploc bags of marijuana and cocaine.

Horace Calhoun, 30, of Key West, was charged with felony possession of cocaine, felony tampering with evidence and misdemeanor possession of marijuana.

Police stopped Calhoun riding the wrong way on Catherine...

http://www.9news.com/news/article/23298 ... nge-system

A good career gone terribly bad.

Yeah, alcohol was involved . . .

Everett Woman Calls 9-1-1 After Trapping Herself Inside Own Car, Can’t Find Way Out

http://myeverettnews.com/2011/12/02/eve ... d-way-out/

Listen to the 911 tape, it's pretty funny!

It would appear that there is someone that has escaped from prison that could be in my town.

http://www.pressherald.com/news/Search- ... unty-.html

SeattleParrotHead wrote:Yeah, alcohol was involved . . .

Everett Woman Calls 9-1-1 After Trapping Herself Inside Own Car, Can’t Find Way Out

http://myeverettnews.com/2011/12/02/eve ... d-way-out/

Listen to the 911 tape, it's pretty funny!

lol. "no I'm totally fine but I can't get out. I'm so sorry..."