***GOLFER TIGER WOODS SERIOUSLY INJURED IN CAR CRASH***
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***GOLFER TIGER WOODS SERIOUSLY INJURED IN CAR CRASH***
Please keep this dynamic young man in your prayers.
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/11/27/tiger.woods/index.html
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I just heard
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Re: ***GOLFER TIGER WOODS SERIOUSLY INJURED IN CAR CRASH***
They're saying he's been released from the hospital already.
Hopefully that's the case
Hopefully that's the case
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More sensational reporting--doesn't sound as serious as first reported
Windermere Mayor Gary Bruhn told CNN that local police arrived within two minutes of being notified. The golfer was taken to Health Central Hospital, where he was treated for facial lacerations and released, Bruhn said.
Windermere Mayor Gary Bruhn told CNN that local police arrived within two minutes of being notified. The golfer was taken to Health Central Hospital, where he was treated for facial lacerations and released, Bruhn said.
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Re: ***GOLFER TIGER WOODS SERIOUSLY INJURED IN CAR CRASH***
Ok, so it sounds like the FHP has a far different definition of "serious" condition than the medical community. Theirs is serious if it's anything beyond "minor medical attention"- so if he needed a stitch or two, or wanted his bad knee checked, or thought he might have cracked a rib, his condition would be described as "serious" by the officers on the scene.
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Is it me or does all of this sound just a little out of character for Tiger? Something doesn't add up.
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Re: ***GOLFER TIGER WOODS SERIOUSLY INJURED IN CAR CRASH***
East Texas Parrothead wrote:Is it me or does all of this sound just a little out of character for Tiger? Something doesn't add up.
It appears he got into a argument with his wife and left the house to go for a drive to blow off some steam. Another words, he is human.
This just gives more ammo to the old saying that every hot girl is a pain in the ass to somebody.
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BOR you forgot to add that the fight was regarding the alleged other woman.
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*just shaking my head*
A supermodel and the most successful golfer can still have problems.....
too bad
A supermodel and the most successful golfer can still have problems.....
too bad
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Yeah, something smells funny. His wife had to break out the back passenger window to get him out. BACK window ? Probably didn't want to cut him with flying glass. 2:00 in the morning ? But there was no alcohol involved. I hope nothing is wrong with his family.
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Is anyone kidding?
She was pO'ed...she broke ythe back window with a golf club...she wasn't trying to save him...she was trying to kill him
EDIT: He was unconscious. Jeez, how did that happen? From a 30mph wreck in basically a small tank
He got out to see why she smashed the window....because...she wanted the last word....
AND THEN WACKED HIM WITH THE SAME GOLF CLUB
He's keeping it cool
http://www.examiner.com/x-28305-NY-Golf ... ga-Unfolds
She was pO'ed...she broke ythe back window with a golf club...she wasn't trying to save him...she was trying to kill him
EDIT: He was unconscious. Jeez, how did that happen? From a 30mph wreck in basically a small tank
He got out to see why she smashed the window....because...she wanted the last word....
AND THEN WACKED HIM WITH THE SAME GOLF CLUB
He's keeping it cool
http://www.examiner.com/x-28305-NY-Golf ... ga-Unfolds
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I wouldn't consider the Nat Enquirer to be the greatest source of information because of the amount of lawsuits it has had for basically lying about people.
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ph4ever wrote:I wouldn't consider the Nat Enquirer to be the greatest source of information because of the amount of lawsuits it has had for basically lying about people.
true.. But this poster may have the best answer..
"See what had happen says:
OK. This is what happen. Elin was being a spoiled woman who has everything, but is not happy with any of it. She probably doesn't even know anything about herself. So she picked a fight, he ran to not hurt her, and then she threw a nine iron. It went through the window, and bam! He hit the tree. Case Close.
November 28, 1:07 PM "
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That's what John Edwards said, too.ph4ever wrote:I wouldn't consider the Nat Enquirer to be the greatest source of information because of the amount of lawsuits it has had for basically lying about people.
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Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies,
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie.
We love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry.
We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing,
When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing.
We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.
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We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.
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Re: ***GOLFER TIGER WOODS SERIOUSLY INJURED IN CAR CRASH***
Actually the National Enquirer is usually spot on about these things.
Sounds to me like his wife went Jack Nicholson on that a$$
Hell I once had to dodge a video tape rewinder
Sounds to me like his wife went Jack Nicholson on that a$$
Hell I once had to dodge a video tape rewinder
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I'm really surprised that they have been able to put off the police for two days. How may of us could get away with saying we really don't want to talk to you today...come back tomorrow and get away with it. 
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"Best damn investigative reporting on the planet."ph4ever wrote:I wouldn't consider the Nat Enquirer to be the greatest source of information because of the amount of lawsuits it has had for basically lying about people.
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Some interesting conflicts in stories being told over at TMZ.....
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Shouldn't he be driving a Buick instead of a Caddy? There goes that endorsement deal.




