The BuffettNews *PEOPLES CHOICE ACADEMY AWARDS*

[surfpirate]

It's award season. The People's Choice Awards. The Emmys, The Oscars, etc.

If BuffettNews had awards.........

1. What would they be called?
2. What would the categories be?
3. Who would be nominated?

Talk amongst yourselves. And remember, on the red carpet we will be asking "Who are you wearing?".

[citcat]

Best avatar this year.

BN'r with most posts this year.

Best poll of the year.

BN'r who mentions Nashville most often.

[springparrot]

How about the FIN-NIES???

[ph4ever]

Best avatar this year.

BN'r with most posts this year.

Best poll of the year.

BN'r who mentions Nashville most often.

gee I wonder who would win that one?

[fabduo]

Best avatar this year.

BN'r with most posts this year.

Best poll of the year.

BN'r who mentions Nashville most often.

gee I wonder who would win that one?

It's her birthday -so we can give her that one!!

[pair8head]

Well obviously Parrothead of the year would be the big one.

Charitable Parrothead of the year maybe?

[big john]

It's too obvious.............the "Buffies"!

[pair8head]

Newbie of the year

[surfpirate]

Best avatar this year.

BN'r with most posts this year.

Best poll of the year.

BN'r who mentions Nashville most often.

gee I wonder who would win that one?

Yeah .... but that's kind of like one of those lesser Academy Awards isn't it? You know ... like Best Assistant Director in a Foreign Language Animated Documentary. The kind of award that's done on another night in a small banquet room far away from the red carpet.

[big john]

Curmudgeon of the Year

Meltdown of the Year

Most Beat to Death Subject of the Year

[LIPH]

Curmudgeon of the Year

I think that one's been retired, I'm the Curmudgeon Emeritus

[surfpirate]

Curmudgeon of the Year

I think that one's been retired, I'm the Curmudgeon Emeritus

So for the red carpet awards night ...... "Who are you wearing?"

[buffettbride]

Curmudgeon of the Year

I think that one's been retired, I'm the Curmudgeon Emeritus

So for the red carpet awards night ...... "Who are you wearing?"

His ass as a hat.

[citcat]

Curmudgeon of the Year

I think that one's been retired, I'm the Curmudgeon Emeritus

So for the red carpet awards night ...... "Who are you wearing?"

His ass as a hat.

SPEW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pair8head]

OK I got it!!!

The name of the Statue should be.

Drumroll please...................




The "Boobie"

I'm sure Surfpirate could come up with a suitable statue.

[pair8head]

And the Boobie goes to.........

[Bicycle Bill]

And the Boobie goes to.........

But it's no good unless you have a pair........

-"BB"-

[surfpirate]

OK I got it!!!

The name of the Statue should be.

Drumroll please...................




The "Boobie"

I'm sure Surfpirate could come up with a suitable statue.

LOL. I love it (and I'm already on it). Howz this?

[pair8head]

Ohhhhh I can't wait to see who's gonna be doing the interviews on the Red Carpet.

[ejr]

My first thought was The Jimmys.