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whats the difference between Tiger and Santa Clause!!.......Santa only has 3 Ho's!!!!

i just hear them
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•The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."
•Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're clubs you can beat Tiger with.
•What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian. (Of course, Elin is actually Swedish)
Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?
•Tiger's other women aren't misstresses. They're provisionals.
•Did you hear Nike's new motto? Just do me.
•Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
•What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
•Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
•Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
"Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress."
•Conan O'Brien: "One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express."
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Then there are the YouTube videos. Check out the slow-jam remix of Tiger's voicemail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY
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i haven't heard many of those yet...the Cheetah one i did
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What's the difference between Tiger and Santa?



Santa stops after three ho's. <---- Highlight answer.
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Tiger may have lost some endorsements, but he's been added by Pfizer.

They're coming out with a new drug called Tiagra. It's good for 18 holes.
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