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Mindbender #445
Posted: December 14, 2009 9:53 pm
by SMLCHNG
Researchers claim this is the most often told lie by kindergartners...
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 14, 2009 10:15 pm
by karat
"I'm telling on you"
"I'll be your best friend if you give me your brownies"
"If you make that face it will freeze that way"
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 15, 2009 8:47 am
by pair8head
That they "Washed their hands"
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 15, 2009 9:05 am
by dnw
I didn't do it.
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 15, 2009 9:47 am
by pair8head
My Mom lets me.
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 15, 2009 9:50 am
by buffettbride
The teacher said I could.
I washed my hands.
I wiped.
No I didn't.
Yes I did.
So-and-so did it.
My dad is bigger/can beat up your dad.
(anyone care to guess what grade my son is in?)
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 15, 2009 8:04 pm
by karat
not me
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 15, 2009 9:02 pm
by MammaBear
I can tie my own shoes!
No really...I locked myself in the bathroom on purpose! (teehee....that was my favorite!)
I have a brother/sister...
I didn't eat the paste...
My day at school was fine...
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 15, 2009 9:05 pm
by SMLCHNG
These made me laugh.
Y'all are close, but I'll say it's a specific thing that they 'didn't do'.
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 15, 2009 11:14 pm
by ejr
I brushed my teeth.
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 15, 2009 11:15 pm
by ejr
I didn't break that.
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 16, 2009 12:12 am
by rich_big
yes, Mommy lets me smoke.
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 16, 2009 9:04 am
by pair8head
They didn't potty in their pants?
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 16, 2009 9:14 am
by C-Dawg
"No, I didn't let my pet snake out of the coffee can"
What, am I the only one that brought a garter snake that I found to class for show and tell and managed to let it escape? The teacher was deathly afraid of snakes and stood on a table while a bunch of 5 year old boys tried to find it and get it back in the can. 
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 16, 2009 9:51 am
by buffettbride
i didn't pick my nose.
i didn't wet the bed.
i didn't eat that.
i didn't feed the dog.
Re: Mindbender #445
Posted: December 17, 2009 10:51 pm
by SMLCHNG
ANSWER: Who made the mess!