The Potty

[tropicalfever]

A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every 10 seconds or so, he puts the book down, grips the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.

His mother says, "Billy, are you all right? You've been in here for a while..."

Billy says, "I'm fine Mommy. I just haven't gone 'poopie' yet."

Mother says, "OK, you can stay here a few more minutes. But Billy, why are you hitting yourself on the head??"

Billy says, "Works for ketchup."

[rich_big]

The way I get the ketchup going when it’s jammed is to stick a French fry into the bottle.

Good thing this kid never saw me at a restaurant...

[jayparrot46]