Answers to Questions...that bother some of us so...

[Conolulu]

A sailor, a soldier, an Airman and a Marine got into an argument
about which branch of the service was "The Best". The argument became
so heated the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck as they
crossed the street. They were hit by the truck, and all four were
killed instantly.

Soon, the four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly Gates of
Heaven. There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only he could be
the ultimate source of truth and honesty. So, the four servicemen
asked him, Saint Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces
is the best?

Saint Peter replied, I can’t answer that. However, I will ask God what
He thinks the next time I see Him. Meanwhile, thank you for your
service on Earth and welcome to Heaven.

Sometime later the four servicemen see Saint Peter and remind him of
the question they asked when first entering Heaven. The four
servicemen asked Saint Peter if he was able to find the answer.
Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peter's shoulder. In
the dove's beak is a note glistening with gold dust. Saint Peter opens
the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play
crescendos and Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four
servicemen.

MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY ONE



TO: All Former Sailors, Soldiers, Airmen and Marines



SUBJECT: Which Military Service is the Best



All branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and noble.

Each serves America well and with distinction.

Serving in the United States military represents a great honor
warranting special respect, tribute, and dedication from your fellow
man.

Always be proud of that.



Warm Regards,

God
U. S. Navy (Retired)

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