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Hung Chow calls in to work 1 day & says, "I not come work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache & my legs hurt. I not come work".

The boss says, "I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife & tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better. You should try that".

2 hours later Hung ...Chow calls again: "Boss, I did what you say & I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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that is great!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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tropicalfever wrote:Hung Chow calls in to work 1 day & says, "I not come work today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache & my legs hurt. I not come work".

The boss says, "I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife & tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better. You should try that".

2 hours later Hung ...Chow calls again: "Boss, I did what you say & I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Wouldn't work for me. I've seen my boss's wife...
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Post by big john »

That's known as "fishing off the company pier". :pirate:
Who's got the rum?
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