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John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 3:47 pm
by RinglingRingling
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2010/0 ... -tape.html

on the bright side.. at least it isn't Jesse Helms in a white sheet engaging in a night of fun at the hands of the plantation fieldhands.

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 3:51 pm
by pair8head
You are going to have to explain this one cuz it's blocked here for content. :roll:

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 3:52 pm
by ph4ever
pair8head wrote:You are going to have to explain this one cuz it's blocked here for content. :roll:
Former NC Senator and current playa, John Edwards, reportedly has a sex tape with Rielle Hunter, the mother of his bastard child. Gawker reports:

Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains "several sex acts." And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD. The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards "is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says 'whoa'. She's behind the camera at first." When rumors of the affair first broke Young was so loyal to Edwards that he pretended that he was the father of Hunter's daughter Frances Quinn, now 2. But part of Young's disillusionment with the 2004 vice presidential candidate and 2008 candidate came one day as he went through a stack of DVDs at Rielle Hunter's house. It was this betrayal that prompted Young to write his tell-all book, The Politician, out February 2. It's expected that he'll reveal further details in that story, and in the 20/20 interview to promote it, to air on Friday. "It [the tape] was kind of the last straw for people who had sacrificed savings and jobs to lie for John," said one of our sources. "You should expect to see plenty more stories about him coming out of the woodwork when more people realize how... complicated... his motivations were." Up until he discovered the DVD, says one of our sources, Young's devotion was typical of the "cultish" fervor Edwards brought out in his staffers. This is why, says our source, who is close to Hunter, major media organizations could not stand up the affair story despite well-intentioned efforts. "They [staffers] would do anything to stop it coming out — they lied, they bullied, they called reporters' editors and bad-mouthed them, they exchanged access."

John Edwards was my friend's high school soccer coach, and I don't know what that has to do with anything, but he probably wanted to bang her. That seems to be his thing. I mean, I guess that's his thing. Because people who make sex tapes are immoral and hate Jesus and do bad things like smoke cigarettes and don't wash their hands before eating God's precious bounty

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 3:52 pm
by RinglingRingling
pair8head wrote:You are going to have to explain this one cuz it's blocked here for content. :roll:
John Edwards, former US Senator, allegedly made one of "those tapes" w/ his mistress.

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 3:57 pm
by pair8head
ph4ever wrote: I mean, I guess that's his thing. Because people who make sex tapes are immoral and hate Jesus and do bad things like smoke cigarettes and don't wash their hands before eating God's precious bounty

And what cloud did this guy ascend from exactly?

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 3:59 pm
by RinglingRingling
pair8head wrote:
ph4ever wrote: I mean, I guess that's his thing. Because people who make sex tapes are immoral and hate Jesus and do bad things like smoke cigarettes and don't wash their hands before eating God's precious bounty

And what cloud did this guy ascend from exactly?
in tobacco states, it's the law you have to smoke a cigarette after a performance.

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 4:07 pm
by Lightning Bolt
hardly surprising... she was his campaign's VIDEOGRAPHER!!

I would expect there to be real production values, lighting, make-up :o :roll: :lol:

maybe the DVD will have bloopers and "alternate endings" :o :o

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 4:11 pm
by RinglingRingling
Lightning Bolt wrote:hardly surprising... she was his campaign's VIDEOGRAPHER!!

I would expect there to be real production values, lighting, make-up :o :roll: :lol:

maybe the DVD will have bloopers and "alternate endings" :o :o
and an easter egg or two... :D

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 4:15 pm
by Lightning Bolt
RinglingRingling wrote:
Lightning Bolt wrote:hardly surprising... she was his campaign's VIDEOGRAPHER!!

I would expect there to be real production values, lighting, make-up :o :roll: :lol:

maybe the DVD will have bloopers and "alternate endings" :o :o
and an easter egg or two... :D
that would be the two-year old baby! 8) :o

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 4:21 pm
by RinglingRingling
Lightning Bolt wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Lightning Bolt wrote:hardly surprising... she was his campaign's VIDEOGRAPHER!!

I would expect there to be real production values, lighting, make-up :o :roll: :lol:

maybe the DVD will have bloopers and "alternate endings" :o :o
and an easter egg or two... :D
that would be the two-year old baby! 8) :o
The Easter Bunny is really a stork?

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 4:26 pm
by ph4ever
RinglingRingling wrote:
Lightning Bolt wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Lightning Bolt wrote:hardly surprising... she was his campaign's VIDEOGRAPHER!!

I would expect there to be real production values, lighting, make-up :o :roll: :lol:

maybe the DVD will have bloopers and "alternate endings" :o :o
and an easter egg or two... :D
that would be the two-year old baby! 8) :o
The Easter Bunny is really a stork?
no stranger than The Rock being The Tooth Fairy

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Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 4:30 pm
by RinglingRingling
ph4ever wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Lightning Bolt wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
Lightning Bolt wrote:hardly surprising... she was his campaign's VIDEOGRAPHER!!

I would expect there to be real production values, lighting, make-up :o :roll: :lol:

maybe the DVD will have bloopers and "alternate endings" :o :o
and an easter egg or two... :D
that would be the two-year old baby! 8) :o
The Easter Bunny is really a stork?
no stranger than The Rock being The Tooth Fairy

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ok.. that I had not heard of. and I don't think the WWE hardcores are gonna be lining up for this one...

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 4:48 pm
by SharkOnLand
So... The Rock and John Edwards made a sex tape and the Tooth Fairy stole their baby?

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 4:58 pm
by ph4ever
SharkOnLand wrote:So... The Rock and John Edwards made a sex tape and the Tooth Fairy stole their baby?
exactly :lol:

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 5:02 pm
by RinglingRingling
normally about this point, the OP would be getting annoyed that their thread was getting hijacked.. but given that it was set up to 'jacked from the start, let the games continue. :D

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 5:04 pm
by ph4ever
Why would little Opie care if his tread is jacked?

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Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 5:04 pm
by Hockey Mon
SharkOnLand wrote:So... The Rock and John Edwards made a sex tape and the Tooth Fairy stole their baby?
And that baby is Julie Andrews.

Holy crap, this was a real movie fo shizzle: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808510/

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 5:18 pm
by RinglingRingling
Hockey Mon wrote:
SharkOnLand wrote:So... The Rock and John Edwards made a sex tape and the Tooth Fairy stole their baby?
And that baby is Julie Andrews.

Holy crap, this was a real movie fo shizzle: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808510/
the Edwards sex tape made IMDB? WOW!!!!

AVN award-candidate for sure now :)

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 5:32 pm
by C-Dawg
latest rumor involving the Edwards sex tape....
The ick-factor is compounded by the Enquirer's report that 'John and Rielle think Andrew concocted the story that he 'found' the tape. They think he may have been the one responsible for recording it, "divulged the close source."

to read the rest of the article....


http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/01/25 ... rew-young/

Re: John Edwards, Mr. DeMille is ready for your closeup

Posted: January 26, 2010 5:55 pm
by RinglingRingling
C-Dawg wrote:latest rumor involving the Edwards sex tape....
The ick-factor is compounded by the Enquirer's report that 'John and Rielle think Andrew concocted the story that he 'found' the tape. They think he may have been the one responsible for recording it, "divulged the close source."

to read the rest of the article....


http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/01/25 ... rew-young/
oh what the heck.. let's amp up the ick factor. Did I read that Rielle was living with Young at some point during the campaign? For added ick: she and John invited him to film it, and now they are spinning it to salvage what little rep they have left.