someone sent me this and I find it very funny...
"I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburetor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'." -- Henry Youngman
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Re: youngman joke
I love Henny Youngman. Two of my favorites, both involving mass transit.
1) A man has a business trip in Chicago and he takes his wife along. When they get there they realize their room is right next to the EL. The man leaves for his conference, the woman decides to take a nap. A train comes by, shakes the hotel so bad the woman falls out of bed. This happens three times, and finally she goes down to the front desk to complain. the manager says "This I have to see." So the both of them go upstairs and lie down in the bed. Just then the husband comes back. he looks at the manager and says "What are you doing?" The manager says "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"
2) two drunks are walking down a street in New York City. One of them goes down a set of steps to the subway. When he comes up on the other side of the street his friends asks him "Where did you just go?" he replies "Some guy's basement. Boy does he have a big set of trains."
1) A man has a business trip in Chicago and he takes his wife along. When they get there they realize their room is right next to the EL. The man leaves for his conference, the woman decides to take a nap. A train comes by, shakes the hotel so bad the woman falls out of bed. This happens three times, and finally she goes down to the front desk to complain. the manager says "This I have to see." So the both of them go upstairs and lie down in the bed. Just then the husband comes back. he looks at the manager and says "What are you doing?" The manager says "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"
2) two drunks are walking down a street in New York City. One of them goes down a set of steps to the subway. When he comes up on the other side of the street his friends asks him "Where did you just go?" he replies "Some guy's basement. Boy does he have a big set of trains."
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popcornjack wrote:I love Henny Youngman. Two of my favorites, both involving mass transit.
1) A man has a business trip in Chicago and he takes his wife along. When they get there they realize their room is right next to the EL. The man leaves for his conference, the woman decides to take a nap. A train comes by, shakes the hotel so bad the woman falls out of bed. This happens three times, and finally she goes down to the front desk to complain. the manager says "This I have to see." So the both of them go upstairs and lie down in the bed. Just then the husband comes back. he looks at the manager and says "What are you doing?" The manager says "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"
2) two drunks are walking down a street in New York City. One of them goes down a set of steps to the subway. When he comes up on the other side of the street his friends asks him "Where did you just go?" he replies "Some guy's basement. Boy does he have a big set of trains."
those are funny because of the visual....