On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He took her on every ride in the park — the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. They didn't miss a thing.
Late that afternoon they staggered out of the park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, complete with popcorn, a soda pop, and a big box of her favorite candy.
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over her with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "You idiot!" she screamed. "I meant my dress size!!!!"
And the moral of the story?
Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.
-"BB"-