Duckett Sees Buffett 2011 - the "What The Duck?" Summer Tour

[PA Parrot]

I'm not very good at this but.........

Ha, ha, ha! Thanks for the inspiration!
I'll give it a shot! (and "yes" ... the hotline number is real)

Critter? Stripper? Sounds like a reminder that something else has been missing around here for quite a while now. You've had enough of a break now SP. Time to start up the inane foolishness again. Perhaps a weekly update?

[TongaTam]

I emailed Glenda.. SP - you could have asked me who Glenda was. Didn't realize you didnt know.

and.. heard a rumor on the where-a-bouts of ORIGINAL Duckett ... the one that walked off the Deck last year at GW! Boy is he in some serious trouble when I get my hands on that ... *^&*%%^$$&*)&%^%$#er....

[surfpirate]

Critter? Stripper? Sounds like a reminder that something else has been missing around here for quite a while now. You've had enough of a break now SP. Time to start up the inane foolishness again. Perhaps a weekly update?

??? !!!! ???

You, sir .... have obviously never lost your duck.

How can I possibly be expected to focus and write
a bit of BuffettNews Comic Strip Tomfoolery Fluff
that no one here remembers anyway?!!!

Perhaps I would feel like writing again
if Duckett ... poor lost BuffettNews mascott Duckett,
were to return home again.

[PA Parrot]

Critter? Stripper? Sounds like a reminder that something else has been missing around here for quite a while now. You've had enough of a break now SP. Time to start up the inane foolishness again. Perhaps a weekly update?

??? !!!! ???

You, sir .... have obviously never lost your duck.

How can I possibly be expected to focus and write
a bit of BuffettNews Comic Strip Tomfoolery Fluff
that no one here remembers anyway?!!!

Perhaps I would feel like writing again
if Duckett ... poor lost BuffettNews mascott Duckett,
were to return home again.

......the only thing I need is my duck. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - My duck, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - My duck, the ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - My duck, the ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - My duck, the ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all I need.

[pair8head]

I'm not very good at this but.........

Ha, ha, ha! Thanks for the inspiration!
I'll give it a shot! (and "yes" ... the hotline number is real)

Much better but then again all I have here at work is paintbrush.

[Bicycle Bill]

Critter? Stripper? Sounds like a reminder that something else has been missing around here for quite a while now. You've had enough of a break now SP. Time to start up the inane foolishness again. Perhaps a weekly update?

??? !!!! ???

You, sir .... have obviously never lost your duck.

How can I possibly be expected to focus and write
a bit of BuffettNews Comic Strip Tomfoolery Fluff
that no one here remembers anyway?!!!

Perhaps I would feel like writing again
if Duckett ... poor lost BuffettNews mascott Duckett,
were to return home again.

Regarding the absence/disappearance/loss of Duckett:

I would like to point out that none other than our very own Surfpirate himself has indicated that a specific location — 36°10'11" N 75°45'19" W — has significance for our fine feathered friend. Refer to this post —> viewtopic.php?f=56&t=81242&start=284. Hurricane Irene's track carried her over or very close to that point, which is in all honesty not much more than a little-bitty strip of sand along the Outer Banks.

Could it be that Duckett is an as-yet-unreported casualty of the storm, and we should more properly be referring to him as "the late Duckett"?

On a lighter note, Duckett has been doing a fair amount of globetrotting these past three years. He may have just found a better class of peeps to hang with......

Especially since it looks like the band has broken up.
(Touché, SP!)

-"BB"-

[surfpirate]

R.I.P. Duckett
2007 - 2011

M.I.A. and presumed ..... (gulp) .....

[backstreets77]

Sp is like Ted Knight in the TV show Too Close for Comfort. He played a cartoonist named Henry Rush. He had a comic called Cosmic Cow. He had a hand puppet of said cow and could only draw the comic with said cow.

Just saying theres some life imitating art here.

[Left Field ParrotHead]

Then who was the duck in the Sept. 8th and 9th editions of the BN Critters strip?

[Saltx3]

R.I.P. Duckett
2007 - 2011

M.I.A. and presumed ..... (gulp) .....

NO, NO, SAY IT AIN'T SO

[surfpirate]

Then who was the duck in the Sept. 8th and 9th editions of the BN Critters strip?

I do not see how comic strip Duckett can possibly survive
when "Travel Duckett", seen here with Tina Gulickson
while wearing his sporty green hawaiian shirt and many
lanyards and badges ..... *sniff* .... is still M.I.A.

[PA Parrot]

I emailed Glenda.. SP - you could have asked me who Glenda was. Didn't realize you didnt know.

and.. heard a rumor on the where-a-bouts of ORIGINAL Duckett ... the one that walked off the Deck last year at GW! Boy is he in some serious trouble when I get my hands on that ... *^&*%%^$$&*)&%^%$#er....

I'm not much of a detective, SP, but this sure sounds like there might be "fowl" play involved here.

[LIPH]

I emailed Glenda.. SP - you could have asked me who Glenda was. Didn't realize you didnt know.

Glenda ...

[surfpirate]

I emailed Glenda.. SP - you could have asked me who Glenda was. Didn't realize you didnt know.

Glenda ...

Funny you should say that ......

At one time, I considered writing a series of strips that would have included Glinda (with an "i"),
but I never got that storyline going ... couldn't figure out
who around here would have played all the parts.

I would have needed Glinda, a Wizard, Winged Monkeys,
Wicked Witches, Dorothy,
Toto, etc. etc.

[LIPH]

You would have at least had the Munchkins covered, more than enough to choose from here.

[dnw]

You would have at least had the Munchkins covered, more than enough to choose from here.

[surfpirate]

I miss my Duckett .....

Could someone PLEASE fess up to having him (and his *bling*)
and get him back to me?

I have not seen him for over a year .....

I need to get him
*Lagoon Lounge Ready*
for the 2012 tour season .....

[Saltx3]

Hello, hello.....has anyone seen the one, the only, Duckett????

We want to get him ready for the "Lounging at the Lagoon" tour....

We have custody of the Mini-me Duckett but he needs to be bl*#n every few minutes and after a few drinks it's just darn near impossible to keep him up.

[aeroparrot]

R.I.P. Duckett
2007 - 2011

M.I.A. and presumed ..... (gulp) .....

You could have a D.B. Cooper themed strip for Duckett.

[tigzoe]

Hello, hello.....has anyone seen the one, the only, Duckett????

We want to get him ready for the "Lounging at the Lagoon" tour....

We have custody of the Mini-me Duckett but he needs to be bl*#n every few minutes and after a few drinks it's just darn near impossible to keep him up.

Good thing Tiki bars have poles!