First Class to LA

[Bicycle Bill]

A beautiful young blonde woman buys a coach ticket for a flight to Los Angeles. When she boards the plane, though, she looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that those seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. Well, of course the flight attendant eventually checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is back in the coach section.

The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."

Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain himself goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. But again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."

The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so he returns to the cockpit to discuss the problem with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the situation. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the woman's ear.

She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The co-pilot returns to the cockpit where the pilot and flight attendant had been standing and watching intently. Almost in unison they ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman that did the trick.

He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."

-"BB"-

[jayparrot46]