From the "Idiotic lawsuit of the day" department...

[SharkOnLand]

Lindsay Lohan sues E*trade.

The actress Lindsay Lohan has sued E*Trade Financial Corp for $100 million, saying a "milkaholic" baby girl who appeared in a recent commercial was modeled after her.

How can she be so self-absorbed to think this?

[ph4ever]

OMG I saw that just a little while ago. What a twit!!!

[TropicalTroubador]

Ol' LiLo can buy a whole lot of "milk" with that kinda money...

[bravedave]

I *LOVE* that commercial!
LiLo ought to pay E*Trade to keep it on the air.

[TommyBahama]

i heard that on WEEI out of Boston this morning...it was sports radio station...they were hammering her!!

[flipflopgirl]

she's an asshat attention wh*re.....

[sailorkid94]

What an idiot. People today think that suing someone is the answer to all their problems.

Actual website:
http://www.whocanisue.com/

[SMLCHNG]

Train wreck. And she best be careful. If she loses this stupid lawsuit, she'll have to pay lotsa legal fees.

[alphabits]

Ya know, you'd think "milkaholic" would be preferable to "alcohol soaked crack whore".

[RinglingRingling]

Ya know, you'd think "milkaholic" would be preferable to "alcohol soaked crack whore".

but.. it's a lottery ticket against the whole "I already hosed up my life, and I need to support the rest of my trainwreck family in the style to which they've become accustomed"

[spartan1979]

It said Ovadia maintained that Lohan has the same "single-name" recognition as celebrities like Oprah Winfrey and Madonna.

Really?