Favorite Movie Quotes

[JollyMon66]

A movie, like music, is something that can transport us to a different time or place. Since movie quotes have not come up on BN for some time I thought a new thread would be interesting way to fire us into a weekend. What are some of your favorite movie quotes?

Like favorite songs – I have too many so here are some – enjoy and have a GREAT weekend!

First - from Animal House….
“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son”…Dean Wormer
“Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothin’” …Bluto
“Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.” … Dean Wormer
“Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!”…Bluto
“They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!”…Hoover
“But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America.”…Otter

From the Godfather…
“Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty.”…Luca Brasi
“They shot Sonny on the causeway. He's dead.”…Tom Hagan
“I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.” …Michael

From Jaws…
“It's only an island if you look at it from the water.” … Chief Broody
“You're gonna need a bigger boat.”…Chief Broody
“That's a twenty footer…Twenty-five. Three tons of him.” Hooper & Quint

[MrTwain]

HaHa!! A fun post indeed! Here's more..

from Napoleon Dynamite:
"Shocks... Pegs.... LUCKY!!!"

From The Treasure of The Sierra Madre:
"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

From The Graduate:
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... Aren't you?"

[pair8head]

"Skin this one pilgrim and I'll go get you another."
Will Geer from Jeremiah Johnson.

[alphabits]

One of my favorites ... from Office Space:

"I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore."

[ph4ever]

Three of my favorites from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Jeff Spicoli: [driving and stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

[C-Dawg]

The Big Lebowski

Maude: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

Walter: I told those f***s down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't f***ing ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as sh!t don't f***ing roll! Shomer shabbos!

The Dude: Also, my rug was stolen.
Cop: The rug was in the car?
The Dude: No. It was here.
Cop: Oh, separate incidents.
Maude Lebowski: [on answering machine] Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you. I'm the one who took your rug.
Cop: Well. I guess we can close the file on that one.


The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!


The Dude: Mind if I do a J?


The Dude: Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.


The Dude: I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New s*** has come to light! And s***... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?


The Dude: Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.


The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.


The Stranger: The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

[JollyMon66]

Three of my favorites from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Jeff Spicoli: [driving and stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

PH4ever - Fastimes is a VERY funny movie - thanks. I've always been a fan of the pizza delivery scene and dialog between Spicoli and Mr. Hand...Mr. Hand asking…”Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing? (Spicoli) Learning about Cuba, and having some food.” I was in high school when that movie came out...I think our entire class walked around talking Jeff Spicoli for a few months.

[C-Dawg]

Three of my favorites from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Jeff Spicoli: [driving and stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

[JollyMon66]

Three of my favorites from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Jeff Spicoli: [driving and stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

C-Dawg - check this clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6rSRNVXKZc

[C-Dawg]

Three of my favorites from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Jeff Spicoli: [driving and stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

C-Dawg - check this clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6rSRNVXKZc

Awesome man, awesome!!!! Alright Hamilton!!!

[chippewa]

"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

[C-Dawg]

"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Ferris Bueller, awesome movie! My favorite quote from that movie is by the school secretary..."Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

[ScarletB]

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli" - The Godfather

"Think you used enough dynamite there Butch?" - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Sundance - " I CAN"T SWIM!!!"
Butch "Hell the fall will probably kill you!"

"No one's going to pay 20 bucks to see someone living next to chemical waste, they can see that in New Jersey!" - Sydney Pollack in "Tootsie"

Scarlet O'Hara - "Don't I shall faint"
Rhett Butler - "I WANT you to faint, this is what you were meant for"

And any and all of the previously mentioned ones from Animal House.

[TommyBahama]

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

[TommyBahama]

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Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f**** up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f****' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the ***** am I funny, what the ***** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the ***** out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering p**** ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

[TommyBahama]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[sunseeker]

I did have a test today. That wasn't *****. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists--that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms, in my opinion, are not good. A person should not believe in an ism--he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles--I just believe in me." A good point there. Of course, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus--I'd still have to bum rides off of people. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?
[pulls open his coat, revealing a badge]
Wyatt Earp: It says United States Marshal!
Wyatt Earp: [referring to Stilwell, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!
[shoves Ike down roughly with his boot]
Wyatt Earp: The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!
[lets Ike up to run for his life]
Wyatt Earp: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!
[shouts]
Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...
[louder]
Wyatt Earp: Hell's coming with me! - Tombstone


What we have here is a failure to communicate - Cool Hand Luke

I hate Illinois Nazis. - The Blues Brothers

But enough about me, let's talk about you... what do YOU think of me? - Beaches

I always wondered why they were called roofies, 'cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call 'em floories. -The Hangover

[JollyMon66]

Words of wisdom from John Winger –

“You can't go! All the plants are gonna *die*!
“Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.”
“My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of shoes.”
“Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.”
“We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 and 1.”
C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin."

“Where is your drill sergeant, men?”
“Blown up, sir!”
“Where have you been soldier?”
“Training, sir.”
“What kind of training?”
“Army training, sir.”
“ Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own?”
“That's a fact, Jack.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfxcq77FkdE


Other thoughts from Wayne Campbell

"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries"
"All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"."
"Wow! What a totally amazing, excellent discovery!"
"I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored."

[aeroparrot]

If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

I picked a bad week to quit drinking.

[ScarletB]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Oh I forgot that one, that's classic