What's your Dream Job?
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JollyMon66
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What's your Dream Job?
So I’m sitting at home tonight watching Man Versus Food – you know the TV show where this guy, Adam Richman, tours the country looking for “America’s Greatest Pig-out Spots”. I’m thinking – how do you get a job like this?
So I’m asking this group – if you could do anything for a living – what would be your dream job? Don't tell me "play in the Coral Reefer Band" because it's safe to say most of us would love that job.
For me…my dream job just might be working as one of those guys who sits on the beach at a tropical resort and entertains the guests with sailboat rides, snorkeling, and beach games.
So I’m asking this group – if you could do anything for a living – what would be your dream job? Don't tell me "play in the Coral Reefer Band" because it's safe to say most of us would love that job.
For me…my dream job just might be working as one of those guys who sits on the beach at a tropical resort and entertains the guests with sailboat rides, snorkeling, and beach games.
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane ...
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nutmeg
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
I'd love to work in a greenhouse growing flowers and designing container gardens.
But I already do pretty much a dream job. I work in an artist co-op making jewelry.
But I already do pretty much a dream job. I work in an artist co-op making jewelry.
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pema
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
photographing coastal sunsets around the world 
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C-Dawg
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
Professional beach bum
I'd work in a scuba shop, working as a divemaster & equipment repair tech. (Which I already do part time)
bartend ( which I have done)
If I won the Powerball, I'd give up my 40hr/week job, but I'd still have my hands in the dive shop, and would probably spend time on both sides of the bar because I find it fun interacting with people
I'd work in a scuba shop, working as a divemaster & equipment repair tech. (Which I already do part time)
bartend ( which I have done)
If I won the Powerball, I'd give up my 40hr/week job, but I'd still have my hands in the dive shop, and would probably spend time on both sides of the bar because I find it fun interacting with people
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pbans
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
Running a small coffee shop/bakery......somewhere tropical....
Paige in Utah
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Breathe in, breathe out, move on"

"Don't try to shake it, just nod your head
Breathe in, breathe out, move on"
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sonofabeach
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
Either a trop rock artist making some good time music, a good living and seeing some great sights
OR
I would love to own a rustic bar with a nautical vibe. Not really on the beach but more so on a creek bringing the ocean vibe to everybody. Live tropical music, an old jukebox slap full of Buffettesque music, a dock for boaters to tie up to. Pool tables, great finger food .....all the fixins. I'd come in and sit at my own table in the corner and have a good time watching everybody else have a good time. In my dream it would all run so smooth but it would probably end up more like a Norman Paperman caper.
OR
I would love to own a rustic bar with a nautical vibe. Not really on the beach but more so on a creek bringing the ocean vibe to everybody. Live tropical music, an old jukebox slap full of Buffettesque music, a dock for boaters to tie up to. Pool tables, great finger food .....all the fixins. I'd come in and sit at my own table in the corner and have a good time watching everybody else have a good time. In my dream it would all run so smooth but it would probably end up more like a Norman Paperman caper.
"It's crazy and it's different, but it's really bein' free"
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ScarletB
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
Working at a marina somewhere coastal
Or maybe driving/staffing the Margaritaville Bus!!
Or maybe driving/staffing the Margaritaville Bus!!
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gunthermoose
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
Owning / Operating a small restaurant (somewhere tropical of course)
Where I only have 8 - 10 tables open from 4-9 daily..
Of course, we can assume I'm already wealthy so I really don't need the money..
Where I only have 8 - 10 tables open from 4-9 daily..
Of course, we can assume I'm already wealthy so I really don't need the money..


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phjrsaunt
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
Taking in unwanted/abused dogs and horses and making them into happy, confident animals again. Unfortunately, I don't think there's much way to actually make money doing this so that's the main reason I can't do that for a living.
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sunseeker
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
Travel channel host - travel the world on someone else's dime 
There's this one particular harbor.....
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pair8head
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
I had never heard the term "container gardens" until this weekend when Connie and I saw some at a Lowe's.nutmeg wrote:I'd love to work in a greenhouse growing flowers and designing container gardens.
But I already do pretty much a dream job. I work in an artist co-op making jewelry.
My comment to Connie was something along the lines of "Looks like something people would spend a lot of money and time on to get rid of"
What's the appeal of something like this?
SAVE THE EARTH
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It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
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karat
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
I would not want to be in a band. It is all Carny Work. I was a convention decorator and loved it! Would do it again, but it is not easy work.
My dream job is not to have one!
If I did have one it would be working with dogs and horses. Self-care shop for dogs that had a huge training facility to teach those compelete a$$ out there on how animals are to be treated and train therapy dogs. The horse would be my fun escape (always has been). In fact in the rain, going to go see my horse now..
My dream job is not to have one!
If I did have one it would be working with dogs and horses. Self-care shop for dogs that had a huge training facility to teach those compelete a$$ out there on how animals are to be treated and train therapy dogs. The horse would be my fun escape (always has been). In fact in the rain, going to go see my horse now..
~ Karat
(I am a Travel Agent)
(I am a Travel Agent)
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pair8head
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
OK that just triggered an old idea I had..SMLCHNG wrote:I want my own "Diners Drive-In's and Dives" type show.
The show is called "On the Town ___________"
Each episode is in another city. "On the Town Seattle"
It would highlight the city and it's night life.
Everything from the City's Opera, Symphony, Theater etc
to the various other entertainment choices such as Rock and Roll culbs to
Country Music places, Comedy Clubs and everything in between.
All hosted by the lovable yours truly.
SAVE THE EARTH
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
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SharkOnLand
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pair8head
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
I got to be the "Wet em down" guy at a Wet T-shirt contest many many years ago.SharkOnLand wrote:Professional Wet T-shirt Contest Judge.
sigh.......
mamor uh er,
MEMORIES.
SAVE THE EARTH
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It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
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Papa T
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
I'm not exactly sure what my dream job would be, but it would definitely involve traveling the world and having lots of free time. 

"It's alright to be crazy, just don't let it drive you nuts!"
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surfpirate
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
pssssst .......... this was the entire *theme* of the personal profiles that everyone was encourage to create at Critterville Cove.
Everyone created their own dream job/persona that they want to have on our little Island Republic.
For those of you who haven't visited recently ... come back soon.
We have
Food/Restaurants
Salty Piece of Land: a popcorn vendor by day . . . and a beer wench by night
Penny: Critterville Cove Winery
Tarheel Tail-Gator: Grillin' chef playin' the Weber Charcoal Grill for all of the Critterville crew
Creeky: Pineapple Pizzaria
God's Own Cook Dave: Head Cook at the Tiki Bar
SkoolGrl<3: Patty Shack Burger Buffet(t)
and we have
Ph4ever: Runs a comedy club with Conolulu - C & C by the Sea
Conolulu: Flamingo Rancher and comedy club with ph4ever - C & C by the Sea
Jack Terry: Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar
and we also have
Janice: Naughty Lessons
The Wiseman: WCCR radio
Conch Shell Amphitheatre: Conch Shell Amphitheatre
Best Little Whorehouse in Critterville: Madam of the Best Little Whorehouse in Critterville
David: One of the entertainers at the local bar.... Fins After Dark
Shannon: CNWS Meteorlogist & Hurricane Hunter
Beth: An Event Planner by trade
Tiki Bar: Editor of the weekly newspaper... the Critterville Cove Tiki Times
Mottola-Buffett: Budding Romance Novelist
want more?
Retail Shops
Nutmeg: Nutmeg's Mango Dreams Jewelry Shop
Ukulady: Critterville Cove Ukulele Emporium
Lynn: owner of the Flip Flop Shoppe
Shrinky" Shrinky's Ink Shop
and even more
Island/Tourism Services
owbishop: Critterville Cove's Heroic Lifeguard .... and .... brewer of Lifeguard Lager!
Jeanie: Residential Mortgage Business
balcony girls: BG's Meat and Greet - tourist Welcome Center/Meat Market
C-Dawg: C-Dawg's "Weather is Here,Wish you Were Diving" Dive Center
Linda Lowrie: Accountant and Freelance Photographer
Albatross Flyer: Seaplanes of Critterville Cove
Breeze's Master Baiters
BEG Andretti: Andretti's Tiki Taxi Service
Bicycle Bill: semi-professional cyclist who runs Bicycle Bill's Beach Cruises
and of course
Sports/Recreation
Snowparrot: Critterville Cove Mini-Golf
Staredge: The Bike Shoppe
Critterville Cove Country Club: Golf Course & the Smokehouse BBQ
and dozens of others still searching for their true island persona, and in the meantime hanging out on barstools.
Everyone created their own dream job/persona that they want to have on our little Island Republic.
For those of you who haven't visited recently ... come back soon.
We have
Food/Restaurants
Salty Piece of Land: a popcorn vendor by day . . . and a beer wench by night
Penny: Critterville Cove Winery
Tarheel Tail-Gator: Grillin' chef playin' the Weber Charcoal Grill for all of the Critterville crew
Creeky: Pineapple Pizzaria
God's Own Cook Dave: Head Cook at the Tiki Bar
SkoolGrl<3: Patty Shack Burger Buffet(t)
and we have
Ph4ever: Runs a comedy club with Conolulu - C & C by the Sea
Conolulu: Flamingo Rancher and comedy club with ph4ever - C & C by the Sea
Jack Terry: Tisane Tea and Coffee Bar
and we also have
Janice: Naughty Lessons
The Wiseman: WCCR radio
Conch Shell Amphitheatre: Conch Shell Amphitheatre
Best Little Whorehouse in Critterville: Madam of the Best Little Whorehouse in Critterville
David: One of the entertainers at the local bar.... Fins After Dark
Shannon: CNWS Meteorlogist & Hurricane Hunter
Beth: An Event Planner by trade
Tiki Bar: Editor of the weekly newspaper... the Critterville Cove Tiki Times
Mottola-Buffett: Budding Romance Novelist
want more?
Retail Shops
Nutmeg: Nutmeg's Mango Dreams Jewelry Shop
Ukulady: Critterville Cove Ukulele Emporium
Lynn: owner of the Flip Flop Shoppe
Shrinky" Shrinky's Ink Shop
and even more
Island/Tourism Services
owbishop: Critterville Cove's Heroic Lifeguard .... and .... brewer of Lifeguard Lager!
Jeanie: Residential Mortgage Business
balcony girls: BG's Meat and Greet - tourist Welcome Center/Meat Market
C-Dawg: C-Dawg's "Weather is Here,Wish you Were Diving" Dive Center
Linda Lowrie: Accountant and Freelance Photographer
Albatross Flyer: Seaplanes of Critterville Cove
Breeze's Master Baiters
BEG Andretti: Andretti's Tiki Taxi Service
Bicycle Bill: semi-professional cyclist who runs Bicycle Bill's Beach Cruises
and of course
Sports/Recreation
Snowparrot: Critterville Cove Mini-Golf
Staredge: The Bike Shoppe
Critterville Cove Country Club: Golf Course & the Smokehouse BBQ
and dozens of others still searching for their true island persona, and in the meantime hanging out on barstools.
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Snowparrot
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Re: What's your Dream Job?
Thanks for reminding people/critters/pholks of that Surfpirate!
The minigolf is still open, but not before brunch.
The minigolf is still open, but not before brunch.










