Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points, just like anybody else!
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.
Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. U nique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, u nique up on it.
Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?
A. None, they're all on the outside.
Q. How are rabbits like calculators?
A. They both multiply really fast.
Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline.
Q. How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
A. When it has hares in it.
Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.
Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q. What is a rabbit's favorite dance?
A. The Bunny Hop, of course!
Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A. One with a hoppy ending.
Q. Waitress, what's this hare doing in my soup?
A. Looks like the back stroke.
Q. How do bunnies stay healthy?
A. Eggercise
Q. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his trousers?
A. A smarty pants.
Q. What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A. The first Rabbit to lay and egg.
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A Hot Cross bunny.
Q. What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A. A harenet.
Q. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A. It has 4 rabbits' feet.
Happy Easter, Orthodox Easter, Passover and/or non-religious celebration of the vernal equinox, everybody.
"Z"
Bunny Humor for Easter
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Bunny Humor for Easter
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
"Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
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Re: Bunny Humor for Easter
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?"
"Cuz he doesn't want anyone to know that he's screwing chickens."
"Cuz he doesn't want anyone to know that he's screwing chickens."
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes they have really good ideas....
SPH