Weekend at Bernies - The Sequel

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Weekend at Bernies - The Sequel

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Can I see some ID? Dead man kept off plane
Cops: Two women push deceased relative through airport in wheelchair



LONDON - Two women were arrested at a British airport on suspicion of trying to smuggle a dead relative onto a flight bound for Germany, police said on Tuesday.

The 91-year-old deceased man was pushed in a wheelchair through Liverpool's John Lennon airport wearing sunglasses before check-in staff became suspicious on Saturday and he was prevented from boarding the plane. He was believed to have been driven about 35 miles to the airport by taxi from Oldham, Greater Manches. The women were arrested on suspicion of failing to give notification of a death and were released on bail.

"Police at Liverpool John Lennon airport were alerted to the death of a 91-year-old man in the terminal building," police said in a statement. “Two women aged 41 and 66 were arrested on suspicion of failing to give notification of death."

The cause of death is not known.


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A classic case of profiling.......and as we all know, profiling is wrong! :pirate:
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Bfan53again wrote:A classic case of profiling.......and as we all know, profiling is wrong! :pirate:
:lol: you should check out Ron White's take on profiling at airports, wearing turbins for travelin and bringing cobras to the airport...of course they are going to check you. I looked for it on youtube but couldn't find it.
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JollyMon66 wrote:
Bfan53again wrote:A classic case of profiling.......and as we all know, profiling is wrong! :pirate:
:lol: you should check out Ron White's take on profiling at airports, wearing turbins for travelin and bringing cobras to the airport...of course they are going to check you. I looked for it on youtube but couldn't find it.
I am a Ron White fan......my profiling reference was his bit about every driver being stopped that drove down a certain sidewalk one evening back in his hometown in Texas :D
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:o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: stoooooooooooooooopid people!!!!!!!!!!!
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flipflopgirl wrote::o :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: stoooooooooooooooopid people!!!!!!!!!!!
And, as Ron White says, "You can't fix stupid........."

Sadly, I am reminded of that fact everyday as I interact with people....... :roll:
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Bfan53again wrote:
JollyMon66 wrote:
Bfan53again wrote:A classic case of profiling.......and as we all know, profiling is wrong! :pirate:
:lol: you should check out Ron White's take on profiling at airports, wearing turbins for travelin and bringing cobras to the airport...of course they are going to check you. I looked for it on youtube but couldn't find it.
I am a Ron White fan......my profiling reference was his bit about every driver being stopped that drove down a certain sidewalk one evening back in his hometown in Texas :D
We saw him live two years ago and he did this profiling routine but it dealt with an airport security check point and travelers who "fit" the profile security is searching for. His suggestion was to change the wardrobe and wear a "John Deere Hat on travelin days". :D
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I saw this in the paper this morning and Bernies was the first thing I thought of.
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I love that movie. :lol:
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I'm no actor, but after a lifetime of drinking I think I cold be available to star in "Bernies 3".......... :roll: :pirate:
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Bfan53again wrote:I'm no actor, but after a lifetime of drinking I think I cold be available to star in "Bernies 3".......... :roll: :pirate:
You mean you're pickled so you'd stay fresh ? 8) :lol:
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citcat wrote:
Bfan53again wrote:I'm no actor, but after a lifetime of drinking I think I cold be available to star in "Bernies 3".......... :roll: :pirate:
You mean you're pickled so you'd stay fresh ? 8) :lol:
Yes, let's say that........ :o :roll: :pirate:
On most days I say: "Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been...."
Sometimes I can only say: "There is no dumbass vaccine......"

If something or someone gets you down, just remember: "In a hundred years it all won’t matter.........."
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