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Now THAT is how I want to die!!!
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Now THAT was the news highlight of my day. :lol:

That's why I firmly believe in the "any thing more than a handful" rule...... :pirate:
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That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
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I gotta hit the supermarkets in England if this is acceptable behavior.
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frognot wrote:That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
It'd be a bit hard to utter a safe word if you were a) unconscious or b) had your face full of boobie.
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TropicalTroubador wrote:
frognot wrote:That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
It'd be a bit hard to utter a safe word if you were a) unconscious or b) had your face full of boobie.

That's why you need to work out a "safety pinch"
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JollyMon66 wrote:
TropicalTroubador wrote:
frognot wrote:That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
It'd be a bit hard to utter a safe word if you were a) unconscious or b) had your face full of boobie.

That's why you need to work out a "safety pinch"
or nibble :o :o :o
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And now for the rest of the story. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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dean_siu wrote:
JollyMon66 wrote:
TropicalTroubador wrote:
frognot wrote:That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
It'd be a bit hard to utter a safe word if you were a) unconscious or b) had your face full of boobie.

That's why you need to work out a "safety pinch"
or nibble :o :o :o
Nibble mabe because it couldn't be a bite...sounds like this problem was more than a mouth full :lol:
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I remember when Homer Simpson was giving a list of possible ways he could die; one of them was ‘naked chick avalanche’…
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There isn't a heterosexual man alive who didn't read this and say something to the effect of "ya know....if ya have ta go...." [smilie=giggle.gif]
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frognot wrote:That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
SPEW!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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TropicalTroubador wrote:
frognot wrote:That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
It'd be a bit hard to utter a safe word if you were a) unconscious or b) had your face full of boobie.

Guess now he wishes he'd paid attention during morse code class.
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phjrsaunt wrote:
frognot wrote:That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
SPEW!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I doubt their safety word was hhmmmmmmmmmmmmppppppphhhhhh
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Man what a way to go!!!!!!!
Boobie showers rock!!!! 8)
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Staredge wrote:There isn't a heterosexual man alive who didn't read this and say something to the effect of "ya know....if ya have ta go...." [smilie=giggle.gif]
LMAO! No doubt! :lol:
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