Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
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FunkHouse9
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
Now THAT is how I want to die!!!
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
Now THAT was the news highlight of my day.
That's why I firmly believe in the "any thing more than a handful" rule......
That's why I firmly believe in the "any thing more than a handful" rule......
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
Hank Hill : Just in case I'm incapacitated for some reason, do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?
Bobby: No.
Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
Bobby: No.
Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
I gotta hit the supermarkets in England if this is acceptable behavior.
She added: "People think they're public property. Even in a supermarket people come up asking if they can touch them.
Rub yours on me and I'll rub mine on you
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
It'd be a bit hard to utter a safe word if you were a) unconscious or b) had your face full of boobie.frognot wrote:That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
TropicalTroubador wrote:It'd be a bit hard to utter a safe word if you were a) unconscious or b) had your face full of boobie.frognot wrote:That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
That's why you need to work out a "safety pinch"
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
or nibbleJollyMon66 wrote:TropicalTroubador wrote:It'd be a bit hard to utter a safe word if you were a) unconscious or b) had your face full of boobie.frognot wrote:That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
That's why you need to work out a "safety pinch"
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
And now for the rest of the story.

If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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JollyMon66
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
Nibble mabe because it couldn't be a bite...sounds like this problem was more than a mouth fulldean_siu wrote:or nibbleJollyMon66 wrote:TropicalTroubador wrote:It'd be a bit hard to utter a safe word if you were a) unconscious or b) had your face full of boobie.frognot wrote:That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
That's why you need to work out a "safety pinch"![]()
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
I remember when Homer Simpson was giving a list of possible ways he could die; one of them was ‘naked chick avalanche’…
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
There isn't a heterosexual man alive who didn't read this and say something to the effect of "ya know....if ya have ta go...." ![giggle [smilie=giggle.gif]](./images/smilies/giggle.gif)
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
SPEW!!!frognot wrote:That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
TropicalTroubador wrote:It'd be a bit hard to utter a safe word if you were a) unconscious or b) had your face full of boobie.frognot wrote:That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.
Guess now he wishes he'd paid attention during morse code class.
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
I doubt their safety word was hhmmmmmmmmmmmmppppppphhhhhhphjrsaunt wrote:SPEW!!!frognot wrote:That's a good reminder of the importance of safety words.![]()
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
Man what a way to go!!!!!!!
Boobie showers rock!!!!
Boobie showers rock!!!!
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Re: Guys watch out....Boobs can now be a murder weapon!
LMAO! No doubt!Staredge wrote:There isn't a heterosexual man alive who didn't read this and say something to the effect of "ya know....if ya have ta go...."
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