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German man marries his dying cat

Whoever says men don't like cats needs to go talk to a man in Germany who not only likes his .... he took her for his bride.

According to this sort of bizarre, yet a tiny bit sweet, report from the BBC, the guy unofficially married the asthmatic kitty named Cecilia after vets told him she didn't have long to live.

The 39-year-old Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, paid an actress 300 euros to officiate at the ceremony because it's illegal for Germans to marry animals.


Cat and groom have lived together for 10 years, the BBC story says, quoting the groom, who is a postman: "Cecilia is such a trusting creature. We cuddle all the time and she has always slept in my bed."

Hope the couple is very happy

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/feature ... ing_c.html

Hope he's not planning on consummating the marriage.

That would be a cat-astrophe. Or is that cat-asstrophy?

I know, I know...I'm going to hell. But that's where all the cool kids will be.

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Hope he's not planning on consummating the marriage.

That would be a cat-astrophe. Or is that cat-asstrophy?

I 'd at the first joke. And at the second.


save me a seat

Some guys will do anything for a little pu....




never mind.

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:I know, I know...I'm going to hell. But that's where all the cool kids will be.

Your name is still on the air conditioned suite guest list.

chippewa wrote:

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Hope he's not planning on consummating the marriage.

That would be a cat-astrophe. Or is that cat-asstrophy?

I 'd at the first joke. And at the second.


save me a seat

I don't see your name on the air conditioned suite guest list (it's a HUGE suite) shall I add your name and will you be bringing guests and how many?

It would be legal in Florida:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/0 ... 68042.html

TropicalTroubador wrote:It would be legal in Florida:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/0 ... 68042.html

Shoot Washington state has a Beastiality tourist industry. Just this past April a farm was raded where a guy from the U.K. was arrested along with the guy that owned the farm. It wasn't until 2005 or thereabouts when it became illegal here after a guy was killed by his stallion lover. And yes I mean horse.

Pitcher or catcher???

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:I know, I know...I'm going to hell. But that's where all the cool kids will be.

And that's why I love you.

How big was this cat...this could give new meaning to "cougar"........