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They sound like tailgating crashers. They bust through our tent borders and drink our beer and dont contribute.We need the little mouse with the sword to protect us.
I ain't gettin up early, ain't sittin outside
I've frozen my a$$ for the very last time
Settin my sights on a brand new kind of prey
No sneakin up on 'em, ain't gotta be quiet
You don't need a gun and you don't need a knife
Gotta good feelin' we'll be baggin' us a bunch today
Chorus
Well its beer season in my neck of the woods,
Well they go down easy and they sure taste good
Beer season, everybody's here
There ain't no limit and its open all year
Well I killed a big 40 ounce just the other day,
He didn't even run, didn't try to get away
Hung him on the wall for all my friends to see,
Shootin fish in a barrel well it don't seem right,
It ain't against the wall you can kill 'em all night
Ask the game warden, he's sittin right next to me
Chorus
You can lose that camo and lay your rifles down
Belly up lets pull the trigger on another round
Chorus
You can go out in the woods alone,
Shiver shakin to the bone,
Probly catch your death of cold,
I'll be sittin right back here,
Where there ain't no limit and its open all year
*Don't want 'em to overpopulate,
Mmm, better kill some more*
damn drunk zombie penguins. What is a good defense against them? Cheap beer I say! Arm yourself with Landshark! (just kidding for those who really like to drink Landshark beer)
We gotta protect our beer borders from the penguin bastards!
Now I know this Joe down in Mexico.
He went there to work on his tan.
For years he's been plugged into blenders and songs.
They call him the Twelve Volt Man
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