BN Critters - May 20th, 2010

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THURSDAY, 20 MAY 2010

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[Parrothead27330]

[Bicycle Bill]

If Flock starts singing "Key West, Key West", I'm outta here!!!

-"BB"-

[surfpirate]

If Flock starts singing "Key West, Key West", I'm outta here!!!

-"BB"-

Let the song parodies begin.

Start spreadin' the news ........

[surfpirate]

I never found Joe Piscopo to be very funny ........

EXCEPT for his *spot on fantastic* Frank Sinatra impressions.

[phjrsaunt]

If Flock starts singing "Key West, Key West", I'm outta here!!!

-"BB"-

Let the song parodies begin.

Start spreadin' the news ........

Start spreadin' the SPEWS....

[aeroparrot]

If Flock starts singing "Key West, Key West", I'm outta here!!!

-"BB"-

Let the song parodies begin.

Start spreadin' the news ........

I want to wake up, to the sounds of steel drums that never sleep.

[nutmeg]

Sigh! A tux!

We will expect to see Flock in one at DTE. (no whistle please)

[anonymouse]

Sigh! A tux!

We will expect to see Flock in one at DTE. (no whistle please)

Coz'
every girl's
crazy
'bout a
sharp dressed
flightless bird?
-----/-----

[alphabits]

You can put a tuxedo on a penguin, but it's still a ..... flightless bird?

Would anonymouse be part of the Rat Pack .... or maybe the Junior Rat Pack.

Seems like the Critters is the only place I visit on BN these days.

Wish I had time to do a song parody ..... but ..... I'm off to the coast of Carolina to greet a certain Marine sergeant who's returning from a 7-month sojourn on the far side of the world.

One request ..... please don't let the penguin sing.

[C-Dawg]

How about something like this?

Cast off the lines,
We're sailing today
for a crawl on Duval
Key West, Key West

This vagabond soul,
Is longing to stray,
South of Seven Mile Bridge,
Key West, Key West

Watch the sunset on that island
That doesn't sleep
Party the night away
Til the rising sun does creep,

My little town blues
Are starting to fall,
I'm making a new start of it,
On old Duval

I want to live there,
Already lived everywhere,
It's what I gotta do,
Key West, Key West

[dnw]

[backstreets77]

How about something like this?

Cast off the lines,
We're sailing today
for a crawl on Duval
Key West, Key West

This vagabond soul,
Is longing to stray,
South of Seven Mile Bridge,
Key West, Key West

Watch the sunset on that island
That doesn't sleep
Party the night away
Til the rising sun does creep,

My little town blues
Are starting to fall,
I'm making a new start of it,
On old Duval

I want to live there,
Already lived everywhere,
It's what I gotta do,
Key West, Key West

nice dude!

[TongaTam]

How about something like this?

Cast off the lines,
We're sailing today
for a crawl on Duval
Key West, Key West

This vagabond soul,
Is longing to stray,
South of Seven Mile Bridge,
Key West, Key West

Watch the sunset on that island
That doesn't sleep
Party the night away
Til the rising sun does creep,

My little town blues
Are starting to fall,
I'm making a new start of it,
On old Duval

I want to live there,
Already lived everywhere,
It's what I gotta do,
Key West, Key West

nice dude!

I'll second that!! ** high fives **

[Conolulu]

How about something like this?

Cast off the lines,
We're sailing today
for a crawl on Duval
Key West, Key West

This vagabond soul,
Is longing to stray,
South of Seven Mile Bridge,
Key West, Key West

Watch the sunset on that island
That doesn't sleep
Party the night away
Til the rising sun does creep,

My little town blues
Are starting to fall,
I'm making a new start of it,
On old Duval

I want to live there,
Already lived everywhere,
It's what I gotta do,
Key West, Key West

We need a drag queen in here stat...

Perfect, Chris!

[springparrot]

LOVE IT!!!

[Bicycle Bill]

How about something like this?

Cast off the lines,
We're sailing today
for a crawl on Duval
Key West, Key West

This vagabond soul,
Is longing to stray,
South of Seven Mile Bridge,
Key West, Key West

Watch the sunset on that island
That doesn't sleep
Party the night away
Til the rising sun does creep,

My little town blues
Are starting to fall,
I'm making a new start of it,
On old Duval

I want to live there,
Already lived everywhere,
It's what I gotta do,
Key West, Key West

(that's better than anything I could have come up with)

-"BB"-