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What Men Really Think About Your Bikini

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Shop for your summer swimwear yet? Here is what we men apparently think about what you wear. :pirate:

From MSN.com.....
Swimsuit season is stressful enough when women are tasked with finding swimwear that's both fashionable and flattering. But what does he think about all your hard work? Marie Claire asked 100 random guys about some of the most popular swimsuit trends — and their answers may have you reconsidering that new bikini in your beach bag.

http://lifestyle.msn.com/your-look/ever ... onokini%20

Let's take our own BN unofficial survey...so guys what's the best look?

The String Bikini
The MonoKini
A Standard 2 Piece
The Tankini
A 1 Piece
A High Fashion Bikini
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three layers of greyish heavy wool, creating a shapelessness.
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Post by Staredge »

Not an option, but

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Boy shorts accentuate certain curves that should be accentuated. I'm in the percentage of guys that think string bikinis show too much. I like a little mystery, but not as much as a one piece.
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Staredge wrote:Not an option, but

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Boy shorts accentuate certain curves that should be accentuated. I'm in the percentage of guys that think string bikinis show too much. I like a little mystery, but not as much as a one piece.
so somewhere between ages 2 and up, and the 5000 piece blizzard puzzle for you?
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This is definitely an unofficial survey — "boobies" is not one of the answers (unless "monokini" counts :o )

Of the choices offered, put me down as favoring the tankini for most women.
Just as not all men should wear Speedos, neither should all women try to put themselves into a bikini......
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I vote for whatever my wife decides to wear 8)
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JollyMon66 wrote:I vote for whatever my wife decides to wear 8)
she's reading this over your shoulder, isn't she...
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the Cathy cartoon has been documenting the search for a bathing suit lately.
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Put me down for string bikini. Also doubles as dental floss.
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Tankini is my choice... (Monokini second...)
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RinglingRingling wrote:
JollyMon66 wrote:I vote for whatever my wife decides to wear 8)
she's reading this over your shoulder, isn't she...
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I like them all!
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I think it depends. Different clothes and different swimwear look good or bad on someone depending on their body type and how well they're taking care of themselves.
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RinglingRingling wrote:
JollyMon66 wrote:I vote for whatever my wife decides to wear 8)
she's reading this over your shoulder, isn't she...

Maybeeeeee :roll:
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I've always thought one-piece suits look really elegant in a way bikinis rarely do.
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I don't care as long as it comes off at some point.
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TropicalTroubador wrote:I think it depends. Different clothes and different swimwear look good or bad on someone depending on their body type and how well they're taking care of themselves.

You are correct...

Should not wear anything :pirate: :pirate:
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Thanks for that little episode of "Things You Can't Un-see". :o
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Brazilian cut bottoms sans top!
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