BN Critters - July 13th, 2010

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BN Critters - July 13th, 2010

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Re: BN Critters - July 13th, 2010

Post by Bicycle Bill »

Dear Mujercho:
STEP .... AWAY .... from the martini.
Now, grow a pair and order a shot and a beer....
.....in a dirty glass.

"TIPSY"
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Re: BN Critters - July 13th, 2010

Post by C-Dawg »

Dear MAcho,
You're frackkin' kidding me right? There's nothing macho about a bubblegum martini and not even Clint Eastwood, John Wayne or Hulk Hogan could make it look manly. If you're going to drink that stuff, do it at home where you can also break out the tiara and tutu, or dress up like Zsa Zsa Gabor....just do us all a favor and close the curtains so we don't have to see,
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Re: BN Critters - July 13th, 2010

Post by backstreets77 »

Dear Macho,
While we are trying to be an all encompassing and accepting and PC society. I respect your right to drink a sisy drink. So you must also expect a frakkin beach slap from me. It would look like the scene in the Godfather where the Godfather smacks Johnny Fontane and says "Now act like a man!" So in closing heres five across the eyes and act like a man!

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Re: BN Critters - July 13th, 2010

Post by Hockey Mon »

Dear Macho,
No. Now pull up your skirt and order a beer.

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