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[Snowparrot]

[Bicycle Bill]

"Ever wonder what happened to Funkhouses 1 through 8?"

Well, no, not really — but now that you mention it.......
Maybe they were silenced by the CRLO (Coral Reefer Liberation Organization) for pestering Jimmy too much.

-"BB"-

[aeroparrot]

[C-Dawg]

"Ever wonder what happened to Funkhouses 1 through 8?"

Well, no, not really — but now that you mention it.......
Maybe they were silenced by the CRLO (Coral Reefer Liberation Organization) for pestering Jimmy too much.

-"BB"-

I know, but I've been sworn to secrecy....oh wait, not on this,that was on the "Fingers Taylor Mystery"...or was it about "Who shot JR?"...or perhaps it was who killed JFK.....nope,nope,nope, I remember now, it was on the Roswell UFO Sighting and creation of Area 51.
I get so confused keeping secrets about all these conspiracies

[dnw]

[Marnin Grita Guy]

For Skoolie:


Naughty Big Wheelers who call themselves truckers
Play road games with little small cars
Sportscars hustle, workin' cops bustle
Blue lights flash from afar

Where the CB is blastin' and the pills are a poppin'
To make the delivery on time
That's 'cause everyone here is just more than demented
To be drivin' and flyin' in 90 mile time

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Well, the lead foot'll follow
Where the fast speed is travelled
Till you see lights flashin' of blue
Pull off the highway, this just isn't your day
Wonderin' what the trooper will do
Stomachs just churnnin' and palms are a sweatin'
I think I may have to pee
And I'm tuggin' on to my top for more cleavage
All Naughty Big Wheelers save me

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Well the ticket he wrote on
True speed he did adjust
First ticket ever for me
There'll be mailin', payin'
Little pointin' and increasn'
Insurance cost I will see
So won't you party on critters, seems life can't escape you
Gettin', no ticket, no time
That's 'cause everyone here is just more than demented
To be drivin' and flyin' in 90 mile time

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Coda:
I want so badly to go
Yes, I want so badly to go

[C-Dawg]

For Skoolie:


Naughty Big Wheelers who call themselves truckers
Play road games with little small cars
Sportscars hustle, workin' cops bustle
Blue lights flash from afar

Where the CB is blastin' and the pills are a poppin'
To make the delivery on time
That's 'cause everyone here is just more than demented
To be drivin' and flyin' in 90 mile time

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Well, the lead foot'll follow
Where the fast speed is travelled
Till you see lights flashin' of blue
Pull off the highway, this just isn't your day
Wonderin' what the trooper will do
Stomachs just churnnin' and palms are a sweatin'
I think I may have to pee
And I'm tuggin' on to my top for more cleavage
All Naughty Big Wheelers save me

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Well the ticket he wrote on
True speed he did adjust
First ticket ever for me
There'll be mailin', payin'
Little pointin' and increasn'
Insurance cost I will see
So won't you party on critters, seems life can't escape you
Gettin', no ticket, no time
That's 'cause everyone here is just more than demented
To be drivin' and flyin' in 90 mile time

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Coda:
I want so badly to go
Yes, I want so badly to go

BRAVO!!!!!

[surfpirate]

BRAVO!!!!!

hahahaha! Agreed!

BRILLIANT!

[Snowparrot]

BRAVO!!!!!

hahahaha! Agreed!

BRILLIANT!

PHantastic!!

[Parrothead27330]

For Skoolie:


Naughty Big Wheelers who call themselves truckers
Play road games with little small cars
Sportscars hustle, workin' cops bustle
Blue lights flash from afar

Where the CB is blastin' and the pills are a poppin'
To make the delivery on time
That's 'cause everyone here is just more than demented
To be drivin' and flyin' in 90 mile time

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Well, the lead foot'll follow
Where the fast speed is travelled
Till you see lights flashin' of blue
Pull off the highway, this just isn't your day
Wonderin' what the trooper will do
Stomachs just churnnin' and palms are a sweatin'
I think I may have to pee
And I'm tuggin' on to my top for more cleavage
All Naughty Big Wheelers save me

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Well the ticket he wrote on
True speed he did adjust
First ticket ever for me
There'll be mailin', payin'
Little pointin' and increasn'
Insurance cost I will see
So won't you party on critters, seems life can't escape you
Gettin', no ticket, no time
That's 'cause everyone here is just more than demented
To be drivin' and flyin' in 90 mile time

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Coda:
I want so badly to go
Yes, I want so badly to go

TOO FUNNY

[TwelveVoltMan]

For Skoolie:


Naughty Big Wheelers who call themselves truckers
Play road games with little small cars
Sportscars hustle, workin' cops bustle
Blue lights flash from afar

Where the CB is blastin' and the pills are a poppin'
To make the delivery on time
That's 'cause everyone here is just more than demented
To be drivin' and flyin' in 90 mile time

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Well, the lead foot'll follow
Where the fast speed is travelled
Till you see lights flashin' of blue
Pull off the highway, this just isn't your day
Wonderin' what the trooper will do
Stomachs just churnnin' and palms are a sweatin'
I think I may have to pee
And I'm tuggin' on to my top for more cleavage
All Naughty Big Wheelers save me

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Well the ticket he wrote on
True speed he did adjust
First ticket ever for me
There'll be mailin', payin'
Little pointin' and increasn'
Insurance cost I will see
So won't you party on critters, seems life can't escape you
Gettin', no ticket, no time
That's 'cause everyone here is just more than demented
To be drivin' and flyin' in 90 mile time

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Coda:
I want so badly to go
Yes, I want so badly to go

TOO FUNNY

LMFAO!

[TipsyLilPinkMousey]

For Skoolie:


Naughty Big Wheelers who call themselves truckers
Play road games with little small cars
Sportscars hustle, workin' cops bustle
Blue lights flash from afar

...

Word at the Tiki Times is Skoolie's lawyer is headed to court today.

[Marnin Grita Guy]

For Skoolie:


Naughty Big Wheelers who call themselves truckers
Play road games with little small cars
Sportscars hustle, workin' cops bustle
Blue lights flash from afar

...

Word at the Tiki Times is Skoolie's lawyer is headed to court today.

Well then, how apropo.

[Saltx3]

For Skoolie:


Naughty Big Wheelers who call themselves truckers
Play road games with little small cars
Sportscars hustle, workin' cops bustle
Blue lights flash from afar

...

Word at the Tiki Times is Skoolie's lawyer is headed to court today.

Would that be LIPH????

[PA Parrot]

For Skoolie:


Naughty Big Wheelers who call themselves truckers
Play road games with little small cars
Sportscars hustle, workin' cops bustle
Blue lights flash from afar

Where the CB is blastin' and the pills are a poppin'
To make the delivery on time
That's 'cause everyone here is just more than demented
To be drivin' and flyin' in 90 mile time

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Well, the lead foot'll follow
Where the fast speed is travelled
Till you see lights flashin' of blue
Pull off the highway, this just isn't your day
Wonderin' what the trooper will do
Stomachs just churnnin' and palms are a sweatin'
I think I may have to pee
And I'm tuggin' on to my top for more cleavage
All Naughty Big Wheelers save me

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Well the ticket he wrote on
True speed he did adjust
First ticket ever for me
There'll be mailin', payin'
Little pointin' and increasn'
Insurance cost I will see
So won't you party on critters, seems life can't escape you
Gettin', no ticket, no time
That's 'cause everyone here is just more than demented
To be drivin' and flyin' in 90 mile time

Chorus:
And it's speed for me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
Talk to the truckers who know
Come on and speed for me me, speed for me, Naughty Big Wheelers
I want so badly to go

Coda:
I want so badly to go
Yes, I want so badly to go

Great re-write! The creativity of this bunch never ceases to amaze me and crack me up! Love it!

[gunthermoose]

[Hockey Mon]

Awesome.

[nutmeg]

And I want so badly to go!

excuse me BRB

[flipflopgirl]