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Once upon a time the Prince asked the Princess to marry him.

The Princess said “NO!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and ate steak and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and watched TV and X rated movies and smoked cigars and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and never made the bed.

The End

yep, even the cat refers to me as Your Highness



...or maybe he's saying "you anus!"

LIPH wrote:Once upon a time the Prince asked the Princess to marry him.

The Princess said “NO!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and ate steak and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and watched TV and X rated movies and smoked cigars and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and never made the bed.

The End

I assume this was posted here because we don't have an autobiography section.

yeah yeah....

piratenurse wrote:

LIPH wrote:Once upon a time the Prince asked the Princess to marry him.

The Princess said “NO!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and ate steak and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and watched TV and X rated movies and smoked cigars and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and never made the bed.

The End

I assume this was posted here because we don't have an autobiography section.

I've never been on a motorcycle and I don't own a TV.

Damn straight.

tikitatas wrote:If I may be permitted to counter?

Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
self assured princess,
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said:
" Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night,
on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought:

"I don't f'ing think so!"

Thanks Cate!!!!

Good ones, both of you!
(although just a little cynical....)

Snowparrot wrote:Good ones, both of you!
(although just a little cynical....)

S'OK, Barb . . . I'm married to a woman!

and I'm married to a guy who is nothing like the one in Larry's story









except for the toilet seat thing!

Snowparrot wrote:and I'm married to a guy who is nothing like the one in Larry's story









except for the toilet seat thing!