Posted: December 6, 2001 9:34 pm
"A Margaritaville Christmas"
a parody of Jimmy Buffett's "Margaritaville"
parody lyrics by Tom Ponton Tponton6988@hotmail.com
Nibblin' on fruitcake
Watchin' the snowflakes
All the carolers out in the yard
I'm fussin' with light strings
On my front porch swing
Fell off my ladder hit the ground hard
Christmas time again in Margaritaville
Meltin' down the ole' driveway with salt, salt, salt
Some people claim that its all so insane
But I know -- Hell it's nobody's fault
(it's all Santa's fault)
(It's Bing Crosby's fault)
(it's my own d*mn fault)
Don't know the reason
I go crazy this season
With nothing but snow on my brand new deck shoe
I go bar hoppin'
While the wife stays out shoppin'
When she'll be done I don't have a clue
(lost verse)
Old men in flannel
To the sports bars they channel
Checkin' out chiquitasas they order one more
Watchin' footballs their duty
Wish they could be Doug Flutie
That Christmas vacation becomes such a bore
Blew out my charge card
My stocks they did die hard
Still payin' bills that I rang up last year
But there's eggnog for spikin
That's just to my likin'
ANd my way of spreading good holiday cheer
a parody of Jimmy Buffett's "Margaritaville"
parody lyrics by Tom Ponton Tponton6988@hotmail.com
Nibblin' on fruitcake
Watchin' the snowflakes
All the carolers out in the yard
I'm fussin' with light strings
On my front porch swing
Fell off my ladder hit the ground hard
Christmas time again in Margaritaville
Meltin' down the ole' driveway with salt, salt, salt
Some people claim that its all so insane
But I know -- Hell it's nobody's fault
(it's all Santa's fault)
(It's Bing Crosby's fault)
(it's my own d*mn fault)
Don't know the reason
I go crazy this season
With nothing but snow on my brand new deck shoe
I go bar hoppin'
While the wife stays out shoppin'
When she'll be done I don't have a clue
(lost verse)
Old men in flannel
To the sports bars they channel
Checkin' out chiquitasas they order one more
Watchin' footballs their duty
Wish they could be Doug Flutie
That Christmas vacation becomes such a bore
Blew out my charge card
My stocks they did die hard
Still payin' bills that I rang up last year
But there's eggnog for spikin
That's just to my likin'
ANd my way of spreading good holiday cheer