BN Critters - December 23rd, 2010

[surfpirate]

THURSDAY, 23 DECEMBER 2010

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[surfpirate]

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Ebenezer: to the Spirit of Key West Yet To Come I am standing in the presence of the Spirit of Key West Yet To Come?
And you're going to show me the shadows of things that have not yet happened but will happen?
Cruise ships? T-shirt Shops?
A Planet Hollywood and a Hooters?!
Spirit of the Future, I fear you more than any spectre I have met tonight!

[springparrot]

3 visitors in the night?

[C-Dawg]

saidith??? I'm no saidith (sadist)

[surfpirate]

saidith??? I'm no saidith (sadist)

Uttereth?

Yeah ... I didn't research that very well. Ignore "Saidith" .... no hidden meanings intended.

[C-Dawg]

saidith??? I'm no saidith (sadist)

Uttereth?

Yeah ... I didn't research that very well. Ignore "Saidith" .... no hidden meanings intended.

I think angels "sayeth"

[surfpirate]

saidith??? I'm no saidith (sadist)

Uttereth?

Yeah ... I didn't research that very well. Ignore "Saidith" .... no hidden meanings intended.

I think angels "sayeth"

Well I KNOW that. I was trying to be Critterish Stupideth.

[C-Dawg]

saidith??? I'm no saidith (sadist)

Uttereth?

Yeah ... I didn't research that very well. Ignore "Saidith" .... no hidden meanings intended.

I think angels "sayeth"

Well I KNOW that. I was trying to be Critterish Stupideth.

Oops, my Bad

[Snowparrot]

[dnw]

[jayparrot46]

[alphabits]

Thou dost confuseth me.

Anywayeth ...... I suppose saideth would be the past tense of sayeth.

So the spirits of marketing past (beer, tequila) saideth, "cometh hence and spendeth thine silver and gold on these, our treasures of dubious quality". And the spirits of marketing present (rum) sayeth, "proceedeth to thine area of commerce and partaketh of more treasures of equally dubious quality". And somewhere the spirits of marketing future (I'm thinking Margaritavinyards) are planning a new campaign. Which, if they were honest, would simply be "give us your money and get drunk". Whoops, that should be "Giveth unto us thine currency, imbibeth our products and removeth thyself from the realm of rational thought. For ours is the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever and ever, amargaritavillemen."

Now I just confuseth myself ..... what were we talking about again?

[Conolulu]

I think "saidith" and "amargaritavillemen" are my new 2 most favorite words....

Thus spaketh me, and me only.

[Snowparrot]

still

what a bunch of creative pholks!

[flipflopgirl]

[rmissbrook]

*Snorteth!*

[Dancin' Queen]

still

what a bunch of creative pholks!

All the booze'll do that to ya!