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BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

Post by surfpirate »

FRIDAY, 7 JANUARY 2011
"The surfpirate will be personally approving all nude silhouette dancers ......"
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EXTRAS *
Man in white sports coat #1 ..... big john
Man in white sports coat #2 ..... Phritz 01
Man in two tone "Ricky Ricardo jacket" ..... pair8head
King of Somewhere Hot ..... Staredge
Crazy woman on Caroline Avenue ..... Snowparrot
Smart woman in real short skirt ..... SkoolGrl<3
Pole Dancer #1 ..... Saltx3
Pole dancer #2 ..... Beemer 2
Gentleman of leisure ..... spartan1979
Girl of a thousand faces ..... Conolulu
Organized man ..... Mr. Play
Scepter waver ..... phjrsaunt
Cat herder ..... nutmeg
Person riding old red bike ..... Bicycle Bill
Exotic island visitor ..... Rum Jumbie
Jumbie's lover ..... Jeanie with one "N"
Drunk on third barstool ..... Drew Miller
The Dude ...... C-Dawg
Queen of the sets........ SweetSexyDeanne69
Man with bubblegum martini ..... backstreets77
Full Monty Boyz ..... TBD
Nude silhouette dancers in opening credits ..... TBD
(room for more - be creative folks)

PRODUCTION CREW *
Key Grip ..... Fins Up North
Stunt Drinker ..... Unk Frank
Bicycle Stunts ..... Bicycle Bill
Babe Wrangler ..... Larry
Catering and Munchies ..... Tarheel Tail Gater
Actress Body Guard and Set Security ..... Unk Frank
Wave Runner Stunts ..... Mr. Play
Bikini Adjuster........JollyMon66
Person in charge of cold beer ..... Hockey Mon
(room for more)

SPECIAL EFFECTS *
Smokin' Balls ..... Sanjuro's Tequila
(room for more)

SPECIAL THANKS TO *
Shrinky's Tattoo Parlor
Beach Front Radio and the Amish Elf
Radio Meglaritamart
Kirsten for being so pretty
(room for more)

MUSIC BY *
The Critters
The Kevin Ringer Experience
(room for lots more .... Trop Rockers, we need a theme song)

FILMED ON LOCATION AT *
Critterville Cove
(room for more)

Oh! And the role of Miss Moneypenny obviously goes to ..... SMLCHNG

* room for many, many more. Anything YOU come up with.
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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

Post by nutmeg »

surfpirate wrote:FRIDAY, 7 JANUARY 2011
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Confused? Don't be. Get in on the stupidity and *Thank you* for your participation.
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Want to be in our movie credits? Of course you do. To view the demo movie trailer look here ---> http://youtube.com/surfpir8.
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Since March, 2008, the home of threads where eyerolls are welcomed, and by damb golly, encouraged.
:roll:



EXTRAS *
Man in white sports coat #1 ..... big john
Man in white sports coat #2 ..... Phritz 01
Man in two tone "Ricky Ricardo jacket" ..... pair8head
King of Somewhere Hot ..... Staredge
Crazy woman on Caroline Avenue ..... Snowparrot
Smart woman in real short skirt ..... SkoolGrl<3
Pole Dancer #1 ..... Saltx3
Pole dancer #2 ..... Beemer 2
Gentleman of leisure ..... spartan1979
Girl of a thousand faces ..... Conolulu
Organized man ..... Mr. Play
Scepter waver ..... phjrsaunt
Cat herder ..... nutmeg
Person riding old red bike ..... Bicycle Bill
Exotic island visitor ..... Rum Jumbie
Jumbie's lover ..... Jeanie with one "N"
Drunk on third barstool ..... Drew Miller
The Dude ...... C-Dawg
Queen of the sets........ SweetSexyDeanne69
Man with bubblegum martini ..... backstreets77
Full Monty Boyz ..... TBD
Nude silhouette dancers in opening credits ..... TBD
(room for more - be creative folks)

PRODUCTION CREW *
Key Grip ..... Fins Up North
Stunt Drinker ..... Unk Frank
Bicycle Stunts ..... Bicycle Bill
Babe Wrangler ..... Larry
Catering and Munchies ..... Tarheel Tail Gater
Actress Body Guard and Set Security ..... Unk Frank
Wave Runner Stunts ..... Mr. Play
Bikini Adjuster........JollyMon66
Person in charge of cold beer ..... Hockey Mon
(room for more)

SPECIAL EFFECTS *
Smokin' Balls ..... Sanjuro's Tequila
(room for more)

SPECIAL THANKS TO *
Shrinky's Tattoo Parlor
Beach Front Radio and the Amish Elf
Radio Meglaritamart
Kirsten for being so pretty (and smelling so good)
(room for more)

MUSIC BY *
The Critters
The Kevin Ringer Experience
(room for lots more .... Trop Rockers, we need a theme song)

FILMED ON LOCATION AT *
Critterville Cove
(room for more)

Oh! And the role of Miss Moneypenny obviously goes to ..... SMLCHNG

* room for many, many more. Anything YOU come up with.
Sigh....those gravity storms.....

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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

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Hmmmm, beer man taken. I could be the holder of melons. :P ;)
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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

Post by JollyMon66 »

surfpirate wrote:FRIDAY, 7 JANUARY 2011
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Confused? Don't be. Get in on the stupidity and *Thank you* for your participation.
BNCRITTERS.COM | TWITTER | FACEBOOK | SURF SHOP
Want to be in our movie credits? Of course you do. To view the demo movie trailer look here ---> http://youtube.com/surfpir8.
To request a production crew or *extras* role in the movie credits, participate here at BuffettNews and visit the BN Critters Facebook page!
Since March, 2008, the home of threads where eyerolls are welcomed, and by damb golly, encouraged.
:roll:



EXTRAS *
Man in white sports coat #1 ..... big john
Man in white sports coat #2 ..... Phritz 01
Man in two tone "Ricky Ricardo jacket" ..... pair8head
King of Somewhere Hot ..... Staredge
Crazy woman on Caroline Avenue ..... Snowparrot
Smart woman in real short skirt ..... SkoolGrl<3
Pole Dancer #1 ..... Saltx3
Pole dancer #2 ..... Beemer 2
Gentleman of leisure ..... spartan1979
Girl of a thousand faces ..... Conolulu
Organized man ..... Mr. Play
Scepter waver ..... phjrsaunt
Cat herder ..... nutmeg
Person riding old red bike ..... Bicycle Bill
Exotic island visitor ..... Rum Jumbie
Jumbie's lover ..... Jeanie with one "N"
Drunk on third barstool ..... Drew Miller
The Dude ...... C-Dawg
Queen of the sets........ SweetSexyDeanne69
Man with bubblegum martini ..... backstreets77
Full Monty Boyz ..... TBD
Nude silhouette dancers in opening credits ..... TBD
(room for more - be creative folks)

PRODUCTION CREW *
Key Grip ..... Fins Up North
Stunt Drinker ..... Unk Frank
Bicycle Stunts ..... Bicycle Bill
Babe Wrangler ..... Larry
Catering and Munchies ..... Tarheel Tail Gater
Actress Body Guard and Set Security ..... Unk Frank
Wave Runner Stunts ..... Mr. Play
Bikini Adjuster........JollyMon66
Person in charge of cold beer ..... Hockey Mon
(room for more)

SPECIAL EFFECTS *
Smokin' Balls ..... Sanjuro's Tequila
(room for more)

SPECIAL THANKS TO *
Shrinky's Tattoo Parlor
Beach Front Radio and the Amish Elf
Radio Meglaritamart
Kirsten for being so pretty
(room for more)

MUSIC BY *
The Critters
The Kevin Ringer Experience
(room for lots more .... Trop Rockers, we need a theme song)

FILMED ON LOCATION AT *
Critterville Cove
(room for more)

Oh! And the role of Miss Moneypenny obviously goes to ..... SMLCHNG

* room for many, many more. Anything YOU come up with.

Maybe Tonga Tam needs to be added to the Production Crew...she can handle Juice Breaks....YUM....Tonga Juice 8)
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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

Post by txaggirl91 »

you have the babe wrangler...

who is going to be the stud finder?

I would be happy to fill that position...
I must be wishing on someone else's star....
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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

Post by phjrsaunt »

I don't think I even have "enough" to "have" a sillouette. [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

Post by TipsyLilPinkMousey »

The Patty Shack and TaCove Bell burger rivalry continues
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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

Post by big john »

"man in white sports coat" - Ha! could I have been a more obvious
pick? thanks for making my morning. LOL!!! :pirate:
Who's got the rum?
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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

Post by phjrsaunt »

Naughty Lesson teachers: sunseeker and txaggirl91 8)
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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

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music by the Kevin Ringer experience........(BTW...that's the Man in the White Sport Coat standing to the right side of the picture...at the bar of course :lol: )

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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

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:D :D :D
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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

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Guy who nobody knows wandering aimlessly in the background......PA Parrot
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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

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JollyMon66 wrote: Maybe Tonga Tam needs to be added to the Production Crew...she can handle Juice Breaks....YUM....Tonga Juice 8)
ahaha.. naw, I have staff to do that! (hehe.. just kidding!)
I was hoping for a more .. juicy ... role. Something sinister please... I'm feeling naughty! Madam Tonga! ahahahah....
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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

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JollyMon66 wrote:music by the Kevin Ringer experience........(BTW...that's the Man in the White Sport Coat standing to the right side of the picture...at the bar of course :lol: )

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but who cropped out Pole Dancer #1????

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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

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TongaTam wrote:
JollyMon66 wrote: Maybe Tonga Tam needs to be added to the Production Crew...she can handle Juice Breaks....YUM....Tonga Juice 8)
ahaha.. naw, I have staff to do that! (hehe.. just kidding!)
I was hoping for a more .. juicy ... role. Something sinister please... I'm feeling naughty! Madam Tonga! ahahahah....

Well OK then...how about Madam Tonga...the sinister villian who has brewed a special batch of tonga juice designed to infiltrate the worlds water supply and kill millions UNLESS you are paid....$100,000...I mean $1,000,000...now wait....$100,000,000?
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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

Post by PA Parrot »

Saltx3 wrote:
JollyMon66 wrote:music by the Kevin Ringer experience........(BTW...that's the Man in the White Sport Coat standing to the right side of the picture...at the bar of course :lol: )

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but who cropped out Pole Dancer #1????

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Maybe a wardrobe malfunction was involved? :)
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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

Post by JollyMon66 »

PA Parrot wrote:
Saltx3 wrote:
JollyMon66 wrote:music by the Kevin Ringer experience........(BTW...that's the Man in the White Sport Coat standing to the right side of the picture...at the bar of course :lol: )

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but who cropped out Pole Dancer #1????

[smilie=battingeyes.gif]
Maybe a wardrobe malfunction was involved? :)
You hit the nail on the head and I'm keeping the negatives :lol:
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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

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JollyMon66 wrote:
TongaTam wrote:
JollyMon66 wrote: Maybe Tonga Tam needs to be added to the Production Crew...she can handle Juice Breaks....YUM....Tonga Juice 8)
ahaha.. naw, I have staff to do that! (hehe.. just kidding!)
I was hoping for a more .. juicy ... role. Something sinister please... I'm feeling naughty! Madam Tonga! ahahahah....

Well OK then...how about Madam Tonga...the sinister villian who has brewed a special batch of tonga juice designed to infiltrate the worlds water supply and kill millions UNLESS you are paid....$100,000...I mean $1,000,000...now wait....$100,000,000?
so I can buy my private island and RULE THE WORLD... MWAHAHAHAHHAHA...
yes, I like that idea.

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Re: BN Critters - January 7th, 2011

Post by JollyMon66 »

TongaTam wrote:
JollyMon66 wrote:
TongaTam wrote:
JollyMon66 wrote: Maybe Tonga Tam needs to be added to the Production Crew...she can handle Juice Breaks....YUM....Tonga Juice 8)
ahaha.. naw, I have staff to do that! (hehe.. just kidding!)
I was hoping for a more .. juicy ... role. Something sinister please... I'm feeling naughty! Madam Tonga! ahahahah....

Well OK then...how about Madam Tonga...the sinister villian who has brewed a special batch of tonga juice designed to infiltrate the worlds water supply and kill millions UNLESS you are paid....$100,000...I mean $1,000,000...now wait....$100,000,000?
so I can buy my private island and RULE THE WORLD... MWAHAHAHAHHAHA...
yes, I like that idea.

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