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Since March, 2008, the home of threads where eyerolls are welcomed, and by damb golly, encouraged.
EXTRAS *
Man in white sports coat #1 ..... big john
Man in white sports coat #2 ..... Phritz 01
Man in two tone "Ricky Ricardo jacket" ..... pair8head
King of Somewhere Hot ..... Staredge
Crazy woman on Caroline Avenue ..... Snowparrot
Smart woman in real short skirt ..... SkoolGrl<3
Pole Dancer #1 ..... Saltx3
Pole dancer #2 ..... Beemer 2
Gentleman of leisure ..... spartan1979
Girl of a thousand faces ..... Conolulu
Organized man ..... Mr. Play
Scepter waver ..... phjrsaunt
Cat herder ..... nutmeg
Person riding old red bike ..... Bicycle Bill
Exotic island visitor ..... Rum Jumbie
Jumbie's lover ..... Jeanie with one "N"
Drunk on third barstool ..... Drew Miller
The Dude ...... C-Dawg
Queen of the sets........ SweetSexyDeanne69
Man with bubblegum martini ..... backstreets77
Man wandering aimlessly in background ..... PA Parrot
Villain's bumbling co-hort ..... bsulli
Man in trench coat lurking in the dark corner in scene 3 ..... Otis Gudlyfe
Woman to blame .... srkmrd
Marty Moose ..... Gunthermoose
Sneaky Paparazzi .... MammaBear
Stoned Surfette Seaweeder ..... the Lovely Leslie Ege
Full Monty Boyz ..... TBD
Nude silhouette dancers in opening credits ..... TBD
Mime with Finnish accent .... J.LeP
(room for more - be creative folks) (room for more - be creative folks)
PRODUCTION CREW *
Key Grip ..... Fins Up North
Stunt Drinker ..... Unk Frank
Bicycle Stunts ..... Bicycle Bill
Babe Wrangler ..... Larry
Catering and Munchies ..... Tarheel Tail Gater
Actress Body Guard and Set Security ..... Unk Frank
Wave Runner Stunts ..... Mr. Play
Bikini Adjuster........JollyMon66
Person in charge of cold beer ..... Hockey Mon
Holder of melons ..... aeroparrot
Stud finder ..... txaggirl91
Naughty Lessons teachers ..... txaggirl91 and sunseeker
Corn Wranglers ..... Hawaiiboy and Myke
Corn Holer ..... Kelly Boycks
Wine taster ..... Ottocal
Resident brewer ..... aeroparrot
Brownie Baker ..... Caroline Cathy
Location Scout ..... Tropic AL
Mr. Duckett's Stunt Double ..... Bonzo
Director of Dumbassity ..... alphabits (room for more)
SPECIAL EFFECTS *
Smokin' Balls ..... Sanjuro's Tequila (room for more)
SPECIAL THANKS TO *
The Sisters of Perpetual Pleasure
Ye Ol' Grog Distillery
Shrinky's Tattoo Parlor
Beach Front Radio and the Amish Elf
Radio Meglaritamart
Kirsten for being so pretty
Rhum drinks provided by bamafins, inc.
Cast Party Catering supplied by Misfits Bar and Grille (Head Chef Val Misfit)
Homemade Wine served up and provided by the Ryan,Tod,Matt,Brad,Andy,Tommie Boyz
and their promoter Christine "the Wharton" Stalkerby (room for more)
MUSIC BY *
The Critters
The Kevin Ringer Experience
Homemade Wine (c'mon guys, we need a theme song for the BN Critters and/or Critterville Cove) (room for lots more .... )
FILMED ON LOCATION AT *
Critterville Cove (room for more)
Oh! And the role of Miss Moneypenny obviously goes to ..... SMLCHNG
* room for many, many more. Anything YOU come up with.
Panel 1:
Duckett is asking "M" — "So what do you think the next step should be?"
"M" responds — "I'm not sure. This is too much for just our department to handle."
Panel 2:
"M" continues — "We're going to have to call in some favors. We're going to have to go straight to the top."
Duckett — "You can't mean.....? You wouldn't ..... you couldn't ......"
Panel 3:
(voicemail greeting) — "The POTUS is not in at this time; please leave a message."
Female voice — "This is SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED, and unless you want to start packing, B.O., you'd better pick up this phone..... and I mean NOW!!" -"BB"-
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead." "Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."
Panel 1 ----
D: This truly is a grave situation, sir. Clearly a job for a Double D agent.
M: Not this time, Double D Seven. I have something else in mind.
Panel 2 ----
M: Desperate times call for desperate measures. And I know just the people for the job!
Panel 3 ----
Aide: Excuse me Mr. President, we have a situation. Demonstrations all over the country orchestrated by a group calling itself the Sea Party. They claim they intend to "Take It Back".
POTUS: Take WHAT back?
Aide: Still a mystery, sir.
Panel 1 ----
D: This truly is a grave situation, sir. Clearly a job for a Double D agent.
M: Not this time, Double D Seven. I have something else in mind.
Panel 2 ----
M: Desperate times call for desperate measures. And I know just the people for the job!
Panel 3 ----
Aide: Excuse me Mr. President, we have a situation. Demonstrations all over the country orchestrated by a group calling itself the Sea Party. They claim they intend to "Take It Back".
POTUS: Take WHAT back?
Aide: Still a mystery, sir.
It's all a
vast starboard wing
conspiracy.
-----/-----
(sigh)...my first try at creative writing since...well...high school....
Panel 1: What’s up boss? Your normal jolly persona seems lost today.
Panel 2: Well, Double D 7 at this time of year I can’t help but think back to my adventure at the Big House on Pennsylvania Avenue when Big Bad Bill brought his sax on stage to jam with me. You know, those were the days...when we “didn’t inhale”
Panel 3: (Evil Staff Member) "The debauchery of the American people must stop. We cannot tolerate the blatant disregard of modern civilization with the likes of boat drinks, flip flops and stripper poles....what is this world coming to??"
PANEL 1: Duckett: So Boss, what do you want to do abou....? M: Hey look, someone sent me an email with pictures of the Finnish Bikini Surf Team, wanna see?
Panel 2:M: Damb!!!! Duckett: Damb!!!!
Panel 3:POTUS: Like I haven't got enough stressin' me out...I'm busy running the country and then Oprah says she wants... Intercom: Miss Winfrey on the Red phone for you sir. She asked to talk to you right away. POTUS: Someone find me a cigarette before I nuke someone!!!
PANEL 1: Duckett: So Boss, what do you want to do abou....? M: Hey look, someone sent me an email with pictures of the Finnish Bikini Surf Team, wanna see?
Panel 2:M: Damb!!!! Duckett: Damb!!!!
Panel 3:POTUS: Like I haven't got enough stressin' me out...I'm busy running the country and then Oprah says she wants... Intercom: Miss Winfrey on the Red phone for you sir. She asked to talk to you right away. POTUS: Someone find me a cigarette before I nuke someone!!!
Nice Chris!
"That which is around me does not affect my mood; my mood affects that which is around me."
Panel 1:
Duckett is asking "M" — "So what do you think the next step should be?"
"M" responds — "I'm not sure. This is too much for just our department to handle."
Panel 2:
"M" continues — "We're going to have to call in some favors. We're going to have to go straight to the top."
Duckett — "You can't mean.....? You wouldn't ..... you couldn't ......"
Panel 3:
(voicemail greeting) — "The POTUS is not in at this time; please leave a message."
Female voice — "This is SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED, and unless you want to start packing, B.O., you'd better pick up this phone..... and I mean NOW!!" -"BB"-
Want to be in our movie credits? Of course you do. To view the demo movie trailer look here ---> http://youtube.com/surfpir8.
To request a production crew or *extras* role in the movie credits, participate here at BuffettNews and visit the BN Critters Facebook page!
Since March, 2008, the home of threads where eyerolls are welcomed, and by damb golly, encouraged.
EXTRAS *
Man in white sports coat #1 ..... big john
Man in white sports coat #2 ..... Phritz 01
Man in two tone "Ricky Ricardo jacket" ..... pair8head
King of Somewhere Hot ..... Staredge
Crazy woman on Caroline Avenue ..... Snowparrot
Smart woman in real short skirt ..... SkoolGrl<3
Pole Dancer #1 ..... Saltx3
Pole dancer #2 ..... Beemer 2
Gentleman of leisure ..... spartan1979
Girl of a thousand faces ..... Conolulu
Organized man ..... Mr. Play
Scepter waver ..... phjrsaunt
Cat herder ..... nutmeg
Person riding old red bike ..... Bicycle Bill
Exotic island visitor ..... Rum Jumbie
Jumbie's lover ..... Jeanie with one "N"
Drunk on third barstool ..... Drew Miller
The Dude ...... C-Dawg
Queen of the sets........ SweetSexyDeanne69
Man with bubblegum martini ..... backstreets77
Man wandering aimlessly in background ..... PA Parrot
Villain's bumbling co-hort ..... bsulli
Man in trench coat lurking in the dark corner in scene 3 ..... Otis Gudlyfe
Woman to blame .... srkmrd
Marty Moose ..... Gunthermoose
Sneaky Paparazzi .... MammaBear
Stoned Surfette Seaweeder ..... the Lovely Leslie Ege
Full Monty Boyz ..... TBD
Nude silhouette dancers in opening credits ..... TBD
Mime with Finnish accent .... J.LeP
(room for more - be creative folks) (room for more - be creative folks)
PRODUCTION CREW *
Key Grip ..... Fins Up North
Stunt Drinker ..... Unk Frank
Bicycle Stunts ..... Bicycle Bill
Babe Wrangler ..... Larry
Catering and Munchies ..... Tarheel Tail Gater
Actress Body Guard and Set Security ..... Unk Frank
Wave Runner Stunts ..... Mr. Play
Bikini Adjuster........JollyMon66
Person in charge of cold beer ..... Hockey Mon
Holder of melons ..... aeroparrot
Stud finder ..... txaggirl91
Naughty Lessons teachers ..... txaggirl91 and sunseeker
Corn Wranglers ..... Hawaiiboy and Myke
Corn Holer ..... Kelly Boycks
Wine taster ..... Ottocal
Resident brewer ..... aeroparrot
Brownie Baker ..... Caroline Cathy
Location Scout ..... Tropic AL
Mr. Duckett's Stunt Double ..... Bonzo
Director of Dumbassity ..... alphabits (room for more)
SPECIAL EFFECTS *
Smokin' Balls ..... Sanjuro's Tequila (room for more)
SPECIAL THANKS TO *
The Sisters of Perpetual Pleasure
Ye Ol' Grog Distillery
Shrinky's Tattoo Parlor
Beach Front Radio and the Amish Elf
Radio Meglaritamart
Kirsten for being so pretty
Rhum drinks provided by bamafins, inc.
Cast Party Catering supplied by Misfits Bar and Grille (Head Chef Val Misfit)
Homemade Wine served up and provided by the Ryan,Tod,Matt,Brad,Andy,Tommie Boyz
and their promoter Christine "the Wharton" Stalkerby (room for more)
MUSIC BY *
The Critters
The Kevin Ringer Experience
Homemade Wine (c'mon guys, we need a theme song for the BN Critters and/or Critterville Cove) (room for lots more .... )
FILMED ON LOCATION AT *
Critterville Cove (room for more)
Oh! And the role of Miss Moneypenny obviously goes to ..... SMLCHNG
* room for many, many more. Anything YOU come up with.
Panel 1:
M: We must find a way to infiltrate OWN.
D: But how?
Panel 2:
M: If only there is away....
Panel 3:
PBO: What is thy bidding my Master?
OWN: There is a great disturbance in the Force.
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Panel 1 ----
D: "I've conferred with all the other Double D's to see how they felt. They all confirm the worst
M: "Yes, I've gotten the same intell. H.A.R.P.O. is beyond out of control."
Panel 2 ----
M: "I'm afraid this situation is so serious it's above even my pay grade."
D: "Time to use the Hot, Hot, Hot line?"
Panel 3 ---- ...RING!...RING!...
Operator: "Gooood morning, this is the Winfrey House. How may I direct your call?".
Caller: "Oh crap."
